munch!! 💚

cause im too milhouse and then im too fucking kirk

@CrewkerneGaz @carolvorders I don't think you understand what satire means

Dear Mrs Vorderman, Thank you for your message. The video is plainly absurdist AI satire: a fictional toilet-unblocking sketch in which a plumber pulls out various political figures and archetypes. It is not presented as real, nor as an endorsement by you. You are a public figure active in political discourse, and the video forms part of our wider satirical commentary on British public life. We do not accept that we are obliged to remove it on the basis stated. However, any formal legal request can be sent to Crewkernegazette@gmail.com and will be considered properly. Kind regards, The Crewkerne Gazette

Carol Vorderman has a blocked toilet and calls for a plumber to come and unblock it. The plumber is Reform UK’s Robert Kenyon who quickly identifies the cause of the issue, but it’s no easy task. {satire}

@beapplemania The 50th was 9 years ago???

SGT PEPPERS WAS RELEASED 59 YEARS AGO TODAY!!!!!

@shutyermoanin I'm not even sure you should. I wish I couldn't.

@realmunchbob It can’t, but I’m trying. I’m really trying Munch

The American mind cannot comprehend Skegness Butlins

Green Party should stand in Makerfield

I do not own a disc drive

oops

@PopBase really really hate to be that guy but that flag is the wrong way up

Today becomes the UK’s hottest day during May in recorded history at a high of 34.8C. (bbc.co.uk/news/live/c1w2…)

@postoctobrist I only got like 50 but I'm giving myself extra points for remembering the tiny city of Gay, Georgia.

what is wrong with me

maybe im not woke enough but if you haven't read the book then you haven't read the fucking book

@thiccr97 @Nova_Scotia_Gov

@realmunchbob @Nova_Scotia_Gov If you can purchase it for £8.65 then it isn’t lost media.

They're running out of movies to clip farm they're resorting to Meet Dave now

@BrandonBVarnell Pretty sure that's just the plot to an episode of Toast of London

I once met a woman at a bar. Not only was she hot as fuck, but she liked anime, and we hit it off really well. She invited me over to her house. I knew what she wanted. You don't invite a man to your house for any reason but one, and I wasn't stupid enough to say no. I don't think a straight man alive would. We got to her house, and it was a mess. I would call it a pig-sty, but that would have insulted the pigs. You could not see the ground because it was covered in garbage. Needless to say, the moment I saw her place, I left and never looked back. I don't care how hot a person is, I have too much self-respect to date someone who lives like the words 'environmental hygiene' don't exist.

@Chrisb1276767B @anon_opin Gaye Bykers on Acid is incredible but I fear they peaked with the name of their alter-ego band: Lesbian Dopeheads on Mopeds

Good band names are as rare as diamonds. So rare that I haven't actually encountered one yet

@inerspeaker the butter is absolutely melting today

its sunny and warm today

@menefregos @HugoPap2 "Emperialistic" isn't even a word. What are you talking about??

@HugoPap2 So true. Socialism is just emperialistic slavery. Just look at Germany in the 1940s

The problem with Thatcherism is that you eventually run out of state assets to sell off

@RBG_Rollcall @LilithRStacey

@realmunchbob @LilithRStacey Yet still somehow less nonsensical than expecting to be allowed in womens toilets because you applied lessons from "the secret"

“-19” idk if ‘populism’ works when your leader is unpopular…. (But who could replace him? Elections are in August and it seems all silent from candidates)

@RBG_Rollcall @LilithRStacey

@LilithRStacey Oh, a 1st year student who thinks you can become a woman by wishing really hard. Surely we should follow this person's advice! Oh fuck me, you're a biology student? Hopefully they teach you about the material, physical reality of sex at some point.

🚨 NEW: Nigel Farage has accused Elon Musk of splitting the right wing vote in the Makerfield by-election by supporting Restore Britain “This is a party that’s one man with a social media account. Quite what he’s trying to achieve, I have no idea”

@anon_opin as someone who doesn't eat cereal (anymore) why the fuck do you care 😭

No-one over the age of about 11 or 12 should eat chocolate flavoured cereal for breakfast in the morning.