🇺🇸Jonathan 🇺🇸

Very useful knowledge

I actually wanna try that

Wow, it’s so evil

@PlanetOfMemes Ecoli, no wait it’s there

What's missing?

Dynamic pricing shouldn’t be legal

Start doing what he just said .. right now! ✨🙌🏾💫

@jigsawhayley It’s song lyrics. I don’t care how old you are dickhead

wasnt born yet dumbfuck

Interesting Definitely a different take

@Cybertruck0001 @TeslaCharging Is there not an extension cord?

I HATE F’n Buc-ee’s! Am I the only one consistently running into annoying jerks while @TeslaCharging . Don’t we have bigger problems in the world? RECOMMENDATION. Find a place that wants your business. 500 stops around the country ZERO Problems. 3 Buc-ees stops, 3 problems! That’s not a coincidence!

Today is April 26 April 26, 1992. There was a riot on the streets, tell me where were you.

@RadioGenoa @grok That’s 10W-30

.@Grok why is frying oil in Pakistan black?

@AngelaBelcamino Good luck

I’m 44. I got baby fever. Just moved to Florida. I’m headed out on the prowl. Who’s rooting for me?

@ImMeme0 Plot twist: the thief put a tracker on it too and he’s gonna take it back tonight

You can’t make this stuff up! NYC thief brazenly chained a stolen scooter to keep it from being stolen again in the Bronx. Before heading into a doctor’s appointment, the owner locked his scooter outside a hospital. When he came back, it was gone. Using a tracking device, he pinpointed its location, called cops, and accompanied them to the scene. Officers cut the lock, allowing him to reclaim his property.

@NFL @Commanders @OhioStateFB @NFLPlus Who the hell are the commanders? I quit watching when everyone started taking a knee

With the 7th overall pick, the @Commanders select Sonny Styles from @OhioStateFB! 2026 NFL Draft starts on NFLN/ESPN/ABC Stream on @NFLPlus

I have some DeWalt stuff to

@TheLucyShow1 I still have my black and decker power drill It’s been my go to since high school

Is the tool market one big monopoly? 🤔

@Raw__Room @drewbrees @shawnemerriman @JayCar_11 @Dynasty_Oline @feyzanbeats Wondering what the tip ended up being?

The Chargers vets really took Shawne Merriman for a $32k rookie dinner bill! He said @drewbrees was walking out with bottles to go!! 😂💀😂

@alphafox I have. Not on glass That water is PERFECT

I bet you've never done this before: