Rebecca Wilson

There are two attorneys named Eric Nelson in Minneapolis. Yikes. I feel bad for the one (pictured below) who isn’t a TOTALLY corrupt pos. Eric C Nelson’s receptionist needs a raise and a Xanax #DerekChauvinTrial

@POTUS Said no Biden ever

Let me be clear. I will not agree to a deal with House Republicans that protects billions in subsidies for Big Oil while putting the health care of 21 million Americans at risk. Or that protects wealthy tax cheats while putting food assistance at risk for 1 million Americans.

To all the men that love the overturning of Roe v. Wade and policing bodies, let’s include you in the fun & increase the age of consent to 25.

Being sober at a dive bar in Madison has me pairing my Heineken 0.0 with reading the Summary of the Energy Security and Climate Change Investments in the Inflation Reduction Act of 2022

I can barely afford to buy eggs and so how do you think I can afford to fertilize my own?

Why did season one of obi wan kenobi have to start with a school shooting scenario? #Kenobi #StarWars

31 is the age when guys you were vaguely acquainted with in college ask you to get together to “catch up”. Catch a hint. Now I’m partnered up a dead inside

At my Catholic high school, we were taught that evolution was a theory but Roe v. Wade is a law

9 holes of golf is a game. 18 holes is avoiding your spouse and children

More people tuned into the Depp v. Heard trial than State v. Derek Chauvin.

It’s Aries season, so no apologies just loud excuses

Has anyone ever gotten a Mortuary Science degree to fall back on?

When I was a kid in the 90s, I thought I’d grow up to look like Topanga Lawrence, but 2022-me looks like Shawn Hunter and Corey Matthews if there’s humidity.

I wanna shake Shaq at Shake Shack

Defund the grammar police

Sweet home [Minnesota]

As a nerd, I’ll miss the Olympics because I love watching jocks cry #2020TokyoOlympics

Don't miss one of Fargo's funniest nights! Fargo Comedy Fest Presents: MPLS Best Round 2 🥊🥊 @SanctuaryEvents on Saturday, 6.26 with @SayGCole @elisecolecomedy + @rebeccawcomedy Tix here: bit.ly/3g80XVq

This Sunday at 2pm CT, I’m hosting another Coffee and Kulan with faith leaders to discuss racial and climate justice. Can’t wait to talk with you!

youtu.be/7nKBSYMiRUc Are you smarter than these comics? Can you tell which one is full of shit? Thanks for playing, Uriah, Josh and @rebeccawcomedy!

The Bungler: A trivia show where I can riff on John Cusack, 300 and the entire state of Ohio. Check it out, it is a blast