meg-Han Solo ❤️‍🔥

deleting my dating apps because i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he says i am not handsome enough to tempt him, i tell him he is the last man in the world i could ever be prevailed upon to marry)

Carl Reiner gave Rob Reiner a copy of The Princess Bride, and Rob Reiner loved it and its father/son love story so much he turned it into a movie (with a grandfather and grandson). Three days before Carl’s death in 2020, he and Rob reenacted the final scene and “As you wish”

@MaggieMelchior Truly so accurate!! 😂 it is helping me feel more confident, but I feel like it’s so painful for him 🫣

I told my manager recently that I need more positive affirmation on projects (long story), and now he keeps saying things like “I like how you did XYZ” and it feels so forced but also earnest 🥺😂

If you’re ever thinking “hmm maybe we should sell our place, move, renovate, and prepare for a baby all at the same time…” maybe don’t! 🥴

@jakecmelik I love all the convertible products coming out!! So convenient and smart!

@red10meg Ahhhhh Congratulations!!!!! A pampasan swing you can plug into your wall is stupidly clutch. An infant carseat that clips into a base in your car AND stroller is real helpful too. High chair that converts to a booster seat. Crib that converts to toddler bed AND twin.

Okay folks what are the best baby items to register for and what is overrated?? Please help!!

@maenad_as_hell But they’re sooooo cute!!!

@red10meg Do not get tricked into baby towels with the hoods.

Oops I’ve been influenced

Hello!! I’ve been absent for a long time! But we have exciting news! Baby girl arriving March 2026!

We habemus een serieus papam

Chicago is officially on the map 📍

The new Pope has a degree in mathematics from Villanova University. This guy doesn’t just understand sin. He understands cos.

Is Pope Leo the first pope to have ever drank Malort?!??? The Chicago people need to know!!!

@chadwifeyeet This is so so sweet

Hello everyone! @red10meg’s grandfather died unexpectedly this week. Can you please say a prayer for her, her family, and the repose of her grandfathers soul? Comment a Hail Mary so we can give her a spiritual bouquet.

@chadwifeyeet Memento mori ❤️

@red10meg Death comes for us all

In 2015/2016, my paternal grandpa and maternal grandma passed within 6 months of each other. In the past year, my remaining grandparents and my husband’s maternal grandma passed away. WHAT THE HECK!

@FriarNickLocked Any day works! His funeral mass will likely be May 10th

My grandpa passed away unexpectedly on Monday morning. Please pray for the repose of his soul and that he is reunited with my grandma in Heaven!

@smbodyoranother That would be amazing! He would really appreciate knowing how many prayers are being offered for him!