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@x0Starlight Retard

my Star Wars movies ranking

@KayLFC05_ Brilliant for two seasons but has somehow lost his legs and hair in two years. Absolutely baffling how fucking shit he has become

Can’t believe this is the same player I’m watching this season

@MarkLazerus Hey you’re a fuckin retard - hope this helps

Star Wars, correctly ranked:

@RealCGriff End your existence brother

Blind Ranking My Favorite Star Wars Movies

@USMNTOtaku These guys are fucking ass they won’t even make it out of the group 🤣

The U.S. defeats Brazil 3-2 in the 2026 World Cup final in Fox sports’ USMNT ad. 🔥🇺🇸 And yes, Christian Pulisic has scored an Olimpico before. He did it in the UCL with AC Milan.

@Gavin_McInnes Saying absolutely fucking nothing. You’re an absolute retard @GavinNewsom

He’s doing this weird Matthew McConaughey thing that he thinks makes him seem cool and young.

@cinefilucas @ayekeeno You’re a retard

@ayekeeno the first film is soooo shit, and the second is kinda of alright, but it was boring for the most basic audience you know and it rapidly gained the reputation of bad movie before it ever got a shot. But the people who disliked joker are the same that loved Michael, dumbasses.

Joe Rogan was in TEARS while Tim Dillon was talking about his experience filming Joker 2, calling it the WORST movie of all time and at one point nearly walked off set 😭🤣 “me and these other guys are dressed up as f*cking security guards working the Arkham Asylum and I’d hear this crap and go ‘what the f*ck is this.’ We all instantly knew this was gonna bomb”

@lmkwhenurhome Stop ignoring the fucked ass bangs comment it needs to be addressed

k lookalike competition: every single day in my exes phones and bedrooms and penises

@Everton Genuinely such a kind and loving human being. Gracious and mindful in all of his interactions it seems yet gets slandered cause he likes his ale - haters can fuck off

Grealish leads our guests on their VIP tour of Hill Dickinson Stadium. 🤩

@CBSSportsGolazo @GuillemBalague @delpieroale @bradungus faggiest football institution in human history

Arsenal requested that UEFA inspect the pitch at the Metropolitano to confirm the length of the grass 🌿 @GuillemBalague and @delpieroale discuss the "grass war" that took place prematch 😅

@Skratch @TheSergioGarcia you’re a grade A bitch

There's enough water at Doral as it is.

@Arsenal You guys are fucking weird man

One dream. All in this together.

@CPFC Get fucked pussies

BACK IN THE GAME

@Arsenal What the fuck….?

Martin Odegaard: Modern Leader ©️ Catch up on our new documentary. Streaming now on The Arsenal ⚡ link.arsenal.com/vBHs0J97f1b

He is the most insufferable, performative cunt in the English Premier League. The over exaggerated speaking so that everyone knows exactly what he is saying is pathetic. Weirdo bastard.

@Arsenal This guy looks like a fucking mountain troll and the fact you thought it was a good idea to have him record this to post it on social media after absolutely choking is everything that’s wrong with this banter club

We keep our heads up. Safe journey home, and thank you for your support.

He knew the cameras were on him. Most chronically online player in the squad.

@NFFC Thoughts and prayers to Elliot❤️

Elliot Anderson is unavailable for tonight’s fixture following the passing of his beloved mother, Helen. Everyone at Nottingham Forest Football Club extends its deepest condolences to Elliot and his family following this extremely sad news. Our thoughts and heartfelt sympathies are with the Anderson family at this difficult time.

The worst team to ever reach the UCL semis?

@KalshiEPL @bradungus

🚨 BREAKING: Arsenal vs Sporting Lisbon has reportedly recorded one of the lowest global viewership figures for a UEFA Champions League quarter-final, with fewer than 5 million viewers worldwide.