Red Cedar Final Goose

@padegenerate 5’0 180

@redcedargoose How big?

If anyone wants to date a 27 year old 5’0 fat freaky psycho that’s rich I have a woman for you all (my sister). Need her to be tamed por favor

@basedgod126 No it’s a bad shadow

@redcedargoose You got a beard or am I buggin?

Trader Joe’s isn’t ready for the Sunday Crownmog #PM #TheCrown

@yankmeedix Naturally brown dyed black

@redcedargoose What colors her hair? I can make her worse

@antsexual5 @bielemaera No I have a thigh gap and I run almost everyday

@redcedargoose @bielemaera Are you fat

@antsexual5 @bielemaera I’m a great hang. You’re just seeing some of the most deranged posts I’ve dropped on my burner

@redcedargoose @bielemaera Dude idk if you need help or if you’re a great hang

@bielemaera @antsexual5 Ask away

@redcedargoose @antsexual5 Dude i can not get a read on you

@antsexual5 @bielemaera Bruh she would tell me the weirdest stories about her with her bfs when I was like 12.

@redcedargoose @bielemaera I think it’s crazy cause you called your sister freaky 😭

@2kfan3638926849 Go white

@redcedargoose Go green haha

@msutrustees My mom ordered it for me

@redcedargoose Soda in the mail is wild

Mailbomb

@cutkalebjohnson The lighting really does give me a beard. I promise I’m beard free

@redcedargoose Woman hair Woman ear Beard

@JatthewSaid WHY WONT IT LET ME ADD YOU

@redcedargoose What’s her rich to fat ratio? Approximate net worth per hundred pounds?

@bielemaera I promise I’m not lying on description. She pulled crazy shit this weekend so I need her to find a husband so she will leave my parents and I alone

@redcedargoose I don’t know you but this is bat shit fucking crazy

@Julio_Bones_ I’ll add you so u can hear about this

@redcedargoose No but I’m invested in the plot line

You guys wanna tap into this GC?

@Mooseman0012 Everyone who likes this comment gets added into a gc of me trying to market my sister as a wifeable specimen

@redcedargoose Interesting, I’m getting fringe no go/danger zones vibes at the moment but keep me updated cedar

@Mooseman0012 Yes. Has her own house in South Florida. Search up tarot cards

@redcedargoose Camaro paid off? What’s a tarot?

@Mooseman0012 Yes. She has a 2023 Chevrolet Camaro Redline Edition. Convertible too. If she lost like 50 pounds and stopped talking to psychics and weird tarot people she’d be wifeable #SAVEREDCEDARSFAMILY

@redcedargoose Rich?

@howardander24 What about my hair 😭

@redcedargoose You looked like a man until I saw your ear piercing