Loaded Lion #69

@Aron727585 @kaguya_hoshino No comment about the six toes? 🤣

@kaguya_hoshino ..what a scent.. 😜😜

@ManUtd Dafuck, havent we shipped him out and forgotten about him already????!

Happy birthday, Andre! 🧤

@Sir_jaay01 Maldini

Has any son of an ex footballer ever become a successful pro?

@stats_feed Yes UAE has a blast of a view right now 💥

Top 10 Best Countries To Live And Work: 1. 🇨🇭 Switzerland 2. 🇸🇬 Singapore 3. 🇺🇸 USA 4. 🇦🇺 Australia 5. 🇨🇦 Canada 6. 🇬🇧 UK 7. 🇦🇪 UAE 8. 🇳🇿 New Zealand 9. 🇦🇹 Austria 10. 🇮🇹 Italy Source: (The Henley Opportunity Index, 2025)

@rainstormblue 50cm

i have a PhD in maths from the university of oxford and i can’t solve this

@clinton_emirate Korean

Is she Korean, Japanese or Chinese?

@ManUtd @leny_yoro Or Zirkzee?

A new look for @Leny_Yoro 👀🪮

@SpencerHakimian Somali Pirates 🏴‍☠️

This is probably a stupid question but can someone explain it to me like I’m 5. If Iran blocks off the Persian Gulf/Strait of Hormuz, why can’t countries must move their oil through The Red Sea/Gulf of Aden?

@DeadlineDayLive Prove yourself at Wrexham - then the big clubs come calling and pay much more in salary than what is being offered now

🚨 You’re an 18-year-old professional footballer with your whole career ahead of you — and these two offers land on your table. ✍️ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Wrexham (Championship): Guaranteed first-team starter. 5-year deal. £1M per year. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Manchester United (Premier League): Squad rotation player. 3-year deal. £3M per year. Which contract are you putting pen to paper on? 🤔

@BellaBaddie__ Shimon

I'm pregnant and looking for a baby boy name that ends with "on" Help me out before my husband suggests Dragon again 🙂

@Sg3Lu For 10 seconds I thought you were cooking dickheads 😝

なに食べてんだよ…。 x.com/BsBsAlmyawi/st…

@AwayDaysClub_ He shit 💩 on your chips bro

Lamb Kofte and chips at Wrexham for £4.30.

@utdreport @JamieJackson___ Delusional

André Onana wants to fight to re-establish himself as #mufc’s No.1 and believes he will be given a chance to do so [@JamieJackson___]

@DexxterUtd Wasn’t he saying like a week ago they should go for a proven manager?

🚨 Roy Keane: “Those who called it new manager bounce are now feeling stupid because you can't beat title contenders Arsenal and City; Fulham, Spurs and Everton all by luck. NO. For me, I don't know what others think, but I think United have found a manager in Michael Carrick”

@WatcherGuru FAFO

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump threatens any country that wants to "play games" with the Supreme Court tariff decision will face much higher tariffs.

@piersmorgan Aged like fine wine 🍷 👏 you gonna lose the league

PREDICTION: We are going to destroy them.

@NoContextBrits Toby

One has to go. Which?

@Revolut @ManCity Whe @ManUtd ?????

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@UtdForever7 @JacobsBen @UnitedStandMUFC @ManUtd @premierleague Nagelsmann out of these - but I want Ancelotti

🚨These are the candidates to become Manchester United’s permanent manager: • Mauricio Pochettino • Julian Nagelsmann • Oliver Glasner • Marco Silva • Andoni Iraola Who’s your pick? 👇🔴 #MUFC [@JacobsBen via @UnitedStandMUFC]

@ManUtd Play JJ Gabriel

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