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@slimyfucks ¿Why the hell... is it so huge?

@GOONINGMXRC Are you still just as bored, or should we try something else?

@GOONINGMXRC Oh God, no. What kind of leader would I be if I let you wear a suit? You're just like... the team mascot. Nothing personal.

@GOONINGMXRC So it seems it doesn't work, then... much tougher than I thought. Wade, you passed your leader's test... the best, most loyal, and powerful Cyclops. —patting him on the shoulder with a defiant smile while stopping the beam.

@GOONINGMXRC That’s progress, but still not enough... Does it hurt a lot? How much can you handle? I see improvements, but we can still do better. —I said, keeping the crimson beam on his chest.

@GOONINGMXRC This makes no sense if it doesn't even affect you... it's actually just boring. "I'm going all out, then—don't move," I said firmly, cranking up the power of my visors and unleashing a crimson beam with greater intensity, tracing the same line across his chest.

@GOONINGMXRC Well... you don't even seem affected. Do you want to keep up the intensity? I didn't even leave a mark or make a loud sound. —touching his chest where he had fired the blast. Nothing—not even a mark.

@GOONINGMXRC That’s what I was talking about. That’s a good boy. Now, let me get a good aim. Do you think it’ll hurt? Let me know if it hurts too much. —Adjusting my sights, I fire a crimson burst straight at his chest, tracing a thin line.

@GOONINGMXRC I knew you'd like it. After all, you're the fucking Deadpool, right? The guy who can take any shit. Alright, let me see that fresh meat, and let's start with a little jolt.

@GOONINGMXRC I have a better idea. Your skin is hard to mark, from what I hear. Regenerative crap, blah, blah, blah. Shall we test if my beams burn your skin?

@GOONINGMXRC Well... it was the best thing I could have done. Any other suggestions? I'm not good at analyzing the minds of maniacal mercenaries.

@GOONINGMXRC Speaking of which, have you ever been to a psychologist? If that's not the case, let me schedule an appointment, and I could help you with that.

@GOONINGMXRC . . . What specific "hobby" are you looking for, exactly? Think with your head, and I hope they're good stocks, Wilson.

@GOONINGMXRC "Charming"? I'd say more like... unhinged, crazy, maniacal, and sadistic. Are you so bored that you're looking for a new hobby? How about starting with... rescuing cats from trees?

@GOONINGMXRC Well... I was just saying; I honestly couldn't tell you what you're good at, aside from being a disaster.

@GOONINGMXRC Have you tried wrestling yet?