Jesse

It's fucking with me how routine this is all getting.

@MEATPRIESTESS Keep talking like that and you're losing a litre and passing out halfway to my bed babes

@redflagoclock Waaowwww guh hhiii

It's fucking with me how routine this is all getting.

I'm dialed in though, my therapist thinks I should keep up with it all and it's not harming anyone. But, when did I go off the rails and end up here? x.com/redflagoclock/…

x.com/redflagoclock/… Like? It's just a monthly bedtime activity that makes the gf sleep like a horse and keeps me fed for a month. If it wasn't for them, I'd be running around finding other donors and I'm thankful as shit but It's routine? The fuck?

@witchwounds (I'm getting a bag in a hour and so excite)

@witchwounds Can you just sit in the chair, drink some juice and cuddle after with your mild hemmorage like a normal person?? I'm not above weird woozy fuckin' if that's your bag 😭

when a vampire tells you to follow them into a dark alley you shut up and LISTEN

Never thought I'd be begging to be abused but here we are

@Perrie94111 @caterpillarboy_ I mean yeah, that's the double bind of the whole thing. You don't see many c1s guys running around with a metric shitload of piercings so you can't do it without being clocky. Be yourself, but make sure your brain can handle it.

@caterpillarboy_ ?? this is just enforcing stereotypes and no one wants that 🙁 I wish people felt free to not care about this stuff

apparently other trans guys don’t want piercings?? and people generally don’t want piercings because they have “connotations”? ??? unsaid connotations btw is this a popular opinion??

@eiritana Me every day

@redflagoclock Steam deck users huffing it

Motherfuckers who work with solder: do you enjoy the smell??

@TechHexed HELL YEAH Now smash some silicon die wafer things in there please his

@redflagoclock rotating rainbow option and pretty comprehensive single color options :3

fuuuuuck yeah

@fffkorobka Is the backwards cigarette just engagement bait 😭

Smoking Lain (please never smoke)

@glunkotwo Wait people actually listen to fucking drake. HOW IM A LEAF AND I CANT WBEN LISTEN TK DRAKE TF

stopped using dating apps weeks ago but how did they think i’d react to them calling drake’s music heat fr

@babyknifespice You're in her ear sounding like you're taking poison damage I'm in her ear moaning the RuneScape damage sound effect We are not the same

imagine not moaning during sex i’m in my girlfriend’s ear sounding like im taking poison damage

@cryinggg_sarah @glooomiii LMAO god fucking bless 😂

@redflagoclock @glooomiii The fact I went to follow and already do. 💀

sick fucks of twitter: what’s your weirdest fetish

@i2cjak You either die a twink, or get old enough to be the diversity hire

Twink death is actually just chud life.

@MarkPEI @_baldtires No the fuck you don't, just be covered in enough shop shit to pull it off :D

@_baldtires True but I have to learn to stop using “closer than a c*nt hair” in production meetings

im finding that saying "fuck" over the phone with tradespeople and machine vendors greases the gears of the interaction

@Cobaltbug Why not both smh

I either need backshots or to be shot in the back of the head

@WolfieBonez I'd say just get in there and see what happens in your session. Just don't expect to come out less of a mess then when you went in, and go grab a six in tuna sub from @SUBWAY You will not regret a six inch sub from @SUBWAY after an EMDR therapy induced crashout

I have emdr therapy in like 3 and a half hours. Should i speak to the therapist privately and tell her about how bad im doing? I feel like its not worth it but im so fucking depressed