red glorb

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@bimbo_brainrot How does one write a viral tweet like the one above? She’s a witch

@redglorb there's no way this shit blows up every single time I'm so pissed. Glory to Julia Colander. Fuck you and the fourth of July

Pizza Hut hired me on the spot because of my condition

@slipsilv3r I’m gullible too

I don't actually trust most PhDs. Some of the most retarded people I've ever met. You can baffle them with a tall tale.

@farjayoun When they get just under the shell rim >>>>

@redglorb That's a good suggestion. Instead though I am imagining being a sea turtle getting cleaned by a gentle zookeeper with a toothbrush

i said something so stupid to someone about books the other day and only just realized it now. i feel like i have a fever and i'm going to die

@lydtid I dream of being a courtroom stenographer

@redglorb The condition I have makes people not hire me

@34yearoldfriend 😘

I am so goddamn scared but there’s nothing I can do about it

@47benadryl @conglo_ You can just pass the same old replybait around again and again and every 6 months it’ll give someone 100k likes

@redglorb @conglo_ WHY DID IT BLOW UP AGAIN

@Pesos10k Who? Who areyou talking about. This did not happen

Titans did the same thing when they saw Charlie Whitehurst had a clipboard for hands

@Wane34565real *borrowed. i asked

@Wane34565real Stolen tweet 🚬🦜

@dayn_jay I’m related to Julia Colander

@redglorb are you perhaps related to Edward Scissorhands

@pizzahut Can I have sunglasses too

@34yearoldfriend Sometimes I take melatonin just because I want more unique experiences before I go back to work

My dreams are legit traumatizing The “melatonin dreams” are true But I can’t fall asleep without it

@OAbendale they got me working delivery :/

@redglorb i guess that would be helpful if you worked at a pizza place sure

@47benadryl @conglo_ I remembered something today too! The concept of theft

@redglorb @conglo_ this reminds me of something!

@casseroleboy YIELD ~to~✍️ “killing black people”

I appreciate what this sticker is trying to do. I just wonder what goes through your head the moment you're holding a box of "killing black people" stickers

@emonicolekidman Gawww 🙂

for the first time ever Earth will be sending their first all-stoner colony ship out into the heavens

@34yearoldfriend Are any 🔥

I have so much music in GarageBand Like 400-600 songs