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WE ARE SO BACK! 🎉🎉🎉

The Onion has successfully acquired Alex Jones’ ‘Infowars’ after 17 months of legal battles and has debuted its new logo. It will be turned into a parody of itself, with the support of the Sandy Hook families. (variety.com/2026/digital/n…)

@Sims_Nostalgia Peak

The Sims 2 University (2005)

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Someone’s free time is NOT their availability.

This

One of my fav accounts on here explains this so well

The third license in the new Bloodbound teaser is most likely Darkest Dungeon! "Devotion that invites darkness" Hellion and The Collector seem to be coming to Dead by Daylight soon as Legendary Characters.

How many times do we have to tell you we don’t care about the grenade because that will never happen. Just get the everyday stuff right, like the breakfast order.

I promise that I will catapult myself into an oncoming meteor and save earth from destruction. Or at least I totally will some day. If there's ever a meteor. With that in mind, I expect someone will be doing my dishes and cooking me dinner for the rest of my life.

Shout out to all the childless women from 20-39 WE ARE NOW THE MAJORITY 🎉

It's bare minimum friday, don’t you let that job stress you out today

Director: “well, I’d say that the final cut!” Disney Exec: “not so fast- first we have to run it by Pazuzu, the Demon that Eats Colors” Pazuzu, the Demon that Eats Colors: “Delicious reds and greens! A feast for Pazuzu!”

all of my european oomfs please rise for our national anthem, dragostea din tei

I think my Weskers broken

Unpopular Opinion: Microsoft Excel is not taught enough in school. It’s your everything in corporate life.

i have no desire to be rich so i can buy a rolex or a lamborghini. i want to be rich so i can control my time and go to the gym at 3pm on a monday. sit at a cafe and relax for an hour on a rainy afternoon. so i can cook meals at home with fresh ingredients. spend on my family and friends without worrying about a budget. that's my idea of a rich life, not the fake consumerist idea shoved down my throat.

theres nothing more german than this

There may have been a few miscalculations on The Lobster’s part.