Rascal Bear Blue

If you want a good lesbian love story with adult women who also learn to stop living their lives for other people and to live for themselves, pleeeeease watch or read She Loves To Cook, and She Loves To Eat.

@timheidecker holy shit he's really hanging in there

@carryonfolks I'm so in love with the song choice here. It's giving Mitski "Happy" Music video. me right before I discover my castles stand on pillars and salt and pillars of sand

🌸 #Tradwife #feminine

there were firefighters at the coffeshop the other day, getting pastries. I didn't say anything, just sat there blushing, but I wanted to know if they would let me take a picture with them and the truck. i didn't want to bother them, though... they get that all the time...

making peace with my own finite nature

@RollPandas hi, I'm the red panda guy... Do you sell these shirts? Would you? I'd love one.

PANDAS WIN 10-5 after being down 5-0 early‼️Sondaddy with 2 doubles and 4 RBIs😋Salt C added to it w/ 2 more RBIs🤫Jair threw an IMMACULATE 6th inning, and game MVP Zach Pandas had the offense ROLLIN’🤝Big Mike V pinch hit to put his average at 1.000 #pandamonium #RollPandas🐼

@joyceanfb treating you like a horse. you injure your leg, you might as well be dead.

one time on tumblr i posted a picture of my foot because i just sprained my ankle real bad and i got like five or six unfollows immediately

@IGN people keep saying "donate these to a kids hospital" bro they try to make sick kids at hospitals feel wanted and loved. they don't use them to assist in garbage disposal.

Funko is sending at least $30 million worth of its products to a landfill because it has so much idle stock sitting in warehouses that it's financially the best option. bit.ly/3ysQNqR

@IGN What about the ones that have already sold, and are in people's houses? How are those supposed to be disposed of?

Line that's been rattling around my head all day and must be expunged: Tell Alexander Hamilton to get a pregnancy test, because I recently came into some money!

@LegoRacers2 people.com/celebrity/mom-… I feel this way about him

This video is a pretty good litmus test for politics: do you regard this man with respect, or disgust?

@nlyonne Dentists recommend Viceroys!

Why can’t someone invent a healthy cigarette? I thought this was the future.

@SWAIM_CORP @AbeTheMighty Micheal, I appreciate that you've been paying more attention, but, I'm still not giving you back your gameboy. It's staying locked in my desk until the end of the school year.

@AbeTheMighty edging = keeping orgasms in a state of suspension homie = friend O = orgasm stasis = a state of suspension homeostasis = the state of balance animal bodies naturally attempt to return to Whatever, fuck all of you, this one's just for my middle school biology teachers

When I edge my friend @AbeTheMighty we call it "homie O-stasis" because it's the state we naturally return to. It's our little joke!

@jfruh I'll buy it, as long as you polish the design just a bit more, and make it look like a real hallmark mug from the 80s or 90s. This mockup is pretty close to perfect, but I suspect it might have been made very quickly, by someone trying to remember a dream.

@gapingmaws what, were the employees unhappy about the mandatory bra checks? That's fucked up. They're supposed to be happy, it's a part of the job.

Reading about Disneyland. This is fucked up lol

bitches will talk about tradition and then not know that the apron was popularized in the middle ages and that it's an invention that keeps your clothes clean while you cook....

I like how much Hank appreciates people just doing their jobs. Basic workplace competency is a truly honorable trait to him

I want to start getting more involved in resenting podcasters.

@BirdRespecter it was literally free coke with meth in it. is it that you feel it's too soon for a gift? or is it that you're a coward

A friend set me up on a semi-blind date and it’s going very well. Might go see ant man tomorrow 🙂

your wifes user name is some shit like "Lioness In Jeans"