Hollee (Sydney Sox fan)

Sabrina Carpenter Espresso edit of Team Italy HR celly

Remembered to bring my contact lenses. Will my hitting improve actually being able to see the ball!? We shall soon find out

@LONTDC1 Smart

@RedSoxYapper As others have pointed out - teams lock in a potential make up date for any rain shutouts bc they typically plan large scale, elaborate opening day festivities. They cant do them on a double header day.

QUESTION!! Why the hell is there this random day off after opening day?

Good shift. Met some locals playing in our winter leagues coming in to get some supplies. Cool people, fun job.

Baseball job today! Watched Sox Spring Breakout, Guardians v Mariners and finishing my shift with the 10

Absolute belt to ass from the Mariners to the Guardians today and that’s what Cleveland gets for not having Bazzana in the lineup up or in their opening day roster.

Australian timezone schedule btw

@ofclmayaclaire @tessiesbestie Never blocked something so fast

@tessiesbestie What the fuck

hey what

@rockmeannadeus Omg can I come live in the basement

THEY ACCEPTED OUR OFFER ON THE HOUSE!!!!!!! WE OWN A HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

🚨 Marcelo Mayer is gracious and humble in new video.

@ForeverMarlins Genuinely such an awesome guy to have on my team. Great work ethic, very team orientated, humble, and hard working. Manifesting a breakout season for him back in the states 🙏

@RedSoxYapper 100% his ABL play was incredible. I have super high hopes that he’ll break out this year 🤞🏼

Eric Rataczak first baseman of the future? I know international fall league play only translates stateside so often but would be cool to have a homegrown solution to that void if Griff can’t cut it.

@ForeverMarlins He played first base for the bluesox and he was good!! Hit the splits and everything!!

@RedSoxYapper Outfielder log jam is so bad that I guarantee he’s available to trade by the deadline if not before lol though they are listing him at 1B now so maybe there’s a chance because holy shit we need one of those real bad

@OMcwatkins I was quite the opposite. One of the shortest in my school til I sprouted at 14

@RedSoxYapper I was 6 foot by the age of twelve and over the weight limit for the youth football league I played in, so my mom just lied and told them I was smaller. There wasn't a single game we played where the opposing coach didn't see me and immediately object.

Everyone else getting exposed for lying about being taller than what they really are then there’s Shohei Ohlordi over here

@OMcwatkins Smart move honestly. If you’re short just lie about being shorter that way when they meet you irl you’re taller than they expected I’m 177cm / 5’10 so I get hit with the “omg I didn’t expect you to be so tall” if I ever meet oomfs irl

@RedSoxYapper The funniest thing about this is I used to always lie and say I was shorter. That way people can say things like, "you're bigger than I was expecting." and make me feel like the Hulk.

@AlexDaAverage Exaaaaaaactly

@RedSoxYapper Theyre the pitching version of Roman and Celo

Actually it’s cause they’re a bonded pair and you can’t separate them.

@csherm_9 By all measures an odds on favourite from having one of the best hitting lineups of all time. But it just shows that statistics fails to measure vibes and clubhouse chemistry

@RedSoxYapper I hate polymarket and pro sports leagues getting in bed with gambling companies as much as the next guy but 69% seems like a reasonable number for a team who had the game tied in the 9th. It’s not like Venezuela came out and beat the shit out of them

The same Polymarket that had The US as a 69% to win the WBC? As someone who dabbles in the odd sabermetric, “Prediction Market” Ball fails because you fail to factor in the Power of Friendship and you simply cannot quantify vibes

WHY IS ERIC RATACZAK NOT PLAYING SPRING BREAKOUT WHERE IS MY BLUE SOX ABL MVP SON. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HIM @Marlins