Alexander the Average
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Alexander the Average
@AlexDaAverage
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🚨 JUST IN: President Trump announces US gasoline prices will plummet to $1.85 levels after the Iran war ends "That'll end soon, very soon. And when it ends, your gasoline prices will go down lower than they were before. You know, I left Iowa a few months ago, and gasoline was at $1.85 a gallon." "And we'll be hitting numbers like that again soon. But we'll be hitting them in a much nicer way, by the way. We will be hitting them, and we will have a country that will not have a nuclear weapon!" 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Shai flopped on every single shot attempt.


John Henry at the Sports Business Awards last night: "When I arrived in Boston 25 years ago, I was told, 'If you win the World Series in Boston, you'll never have to buy another drink in this town. It doesn't actually work that way.’” (via @ChrisCotillo)


Rutschman (2019, pick no. 1) • slightly above mediocre • injury-prone Kjerstad (2020, pick no. 2) • career -1.1 WAR • injury-prone Cowser (2021, pick no. 5) • career .214 AVG • injury-prone Holliday (2022, pick no. 1) • career .228 AVG • injury-prone

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John Henry at the Sports Business Awards last night: "When I arrived in Boston 25 years ago, I was told, 'If you win the World Series in Boston, you'll never have to buy another drink in this town. It doesn't actually work that way.’” (via @ChrisCotillo)




Subnautica 2 devs say "go play Sons of the Forest" if you don't like its lack of violence. The game focuses on underwater exploration, and you cannot kill most creatures. On the official Discord, one player asked why killing is impossible in SN2 as it makes no sense. Level designer Artyom O’Rielly replied, “This is not a killing game, so go play Sons of the Forest if you want to kill.” Another developer said, “The team discusses this a lot inside the studio and may let players catch small fish for food, but large creatures will stay safe so the game feels right.” This idea comes from the first Subnautica, as the team wants players to discover things, feel wonder, and live with ocean life instead of fighting it. A fan-made mod already lets players kill creatures, and the studio is reading all feedback. It plans to add better ways to scare off creatures but will not add weapons. Early access is expected to last up to 3 years.









Sources indicate to False Finish that WWE is currently in the process of trying to help rebuild the tag team division from within while also looking at the possibility of signing tag teams from other promotions in the near future
