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@omgsidewalks Greenbeans too!

@omgsidewalks We used spaghettie squash instead of noodles😭

If you grew up in a “vegetables at every meal” household….what did you eat with spaghetti ??

@RichGugg Anything is healthy if you eat a salad with it!😏

Why are cheeseburgers unhealthy. If I had a salad with ground beef and a slice of bread people would be dickriding how fucking healthy it is

Can a heterosexual bird and a gay man really be best friends

y’all sitting here arguing about panties when y’all should be SNIFFING them instead 🙄 get y’all’s heads in the game fr

overalls! with @witchtwig's STW rio

on some shit you couldn’t even begin to fathom

smokepusi #ヤニねこ #yanineko #ChainsmokerCat

@nellheretotell @jaeexjaee hey she is talking about a woman wearing a strap on

@jaeexjaee Did you enjoy worshipping dick. Does it make you feel special. Did you get your queer points today, hetoid

I be craving it but in a lesbian way😔

@ladielabrys2 @jaeexjaee she wants to get fucked by a woman with a toy

@jaeexjaee How can I be okay when you are perpetuating rape culture against lesbians? It’s actually pure evil. And you make a joke out of it.

Sarah Michelle Gellar as Kathryn Merteuil in Cruel Intentions 🖤👑

Candy Loving American actress and model

zomst #mizisua if it was good

The Infernal/Celestial department merger, despite all rational reasoning, has been going fairly well! Secretarial satisfaction is up 666%! wip

Hedy Lamarr #HedyLamarr

shelley duvall as rapunzel, 1983