Dr. Wash 🥼

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Jose Alvarado said “that play wasn’t for me I’ll tell you that much” bro is a mad man 😂

"I said I'm gonna get back to myself... I talked to a great guy named Phil Beckner. We were on the phone a long time the last two days. He got me thinking right" -- Jose Alvarado on his mindset going into this game

@SportsTalkQue Score update?

St. Aug RB Khlil Lewis (@KhlilLewis_) takes it in for a TD on the opening drive to give the Purle Knights a 7-0 lead

Is it a hot take to say Baker Mayfield should be the leader in the MVP race? He has led four game-winning drives in five games. He’s thrown 10 touchdowns and only one interception. He’s been incredible!

Everyone donate to his GoFundMe

BREAKING: Eric Swalwell just told the FCC chairman to hire a lawyer and preserve records because they will be held accountable in 2027 when democrats take the House. Oh and he’s wearing a Jimmy Kimmel hat.

MacCallum: "Charlie said, 'There is no such thing as hate speech.'" Trump: "He might not be saying that now."

around this time last year i was probably losing my mind

You got nfl dreams fr?

So after days of Republicans blaming and vilifying Democrats and trans people for Kirk’s murder despite having no clue who the person was, we find out it’s a white guy from a Republican family in Utah who loved guns.

Or build up Kendre Miller and Keep Kamara as a vet

"He has an infectious personality... He's always ready to roll." Harbs on @MartinIsland21

@NodNarb815 @NursePatsy16801 @WallStreetApes Because why say all these things then hide your face?

This is so unreal American mother showing her shopping “family of 6 that receives food stamps” - Goes to Costco, gets everything on her list, it’s free - Heads to Walmart, everything she got, free - Next she goes to Target, again free Family of 6, all taxpayer funded for free

@Myani_Anaise That wasn’t targeted at you lol

@NursePatsy16801 @WallStreetApes Show your face patsy, how could you be a nurse and be so insensitive? You don’t even know the ladies story

@Ntorkan @WallStreetApes I lived off 39 cent boxes of macaroni and cheese and 3 cent hotdogs while I went to nursing school and WORKED full-time cleaning poop off nursing home patients. This woman can get a job and feed her fat self and soon-to-be obese family. I shouldn’t have to feed her!

@Myani_Anaise @Smilininthesand @HelvidiusPrisc @w10377709 @WallStreetApes I went to college and still support food stamps, Bec that once was me. Don’t judge people about their decisions if it’s a position you’ve never been in wth

@Smilininthesand @HelvidiusPrisc @w10377709 @WallStreetApes You realize most Americans can't afford college right? Most American families don't even make over 80k 😂😭. So no one making under 100k a year should have kids. Hmm, that would be about 70% of the country. Are you slow?

Did you vote for trump? If so, We can’t help you folks

@mymixtapez That man said he’ll put you out on your birthday y'all don't listen to Lil Wayne