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If I was in that villa I'd have introduced myself & then threw a curveball by telling everybody I was Michael Owen's son. I'd have kept this up & argued with Gemma right until the very end. Strongly denying that she has links to me or my father Michael. #LoveIsland #LoveIslandUK

The player ratings on #FIFA23 are ridiculously unrealistic. What's going on lol. 👀 #FIFA23Ratings #FIFARatings

@NFLUK Middlesbrough. #Boro #UTB

@GaryLineker Can we not pay respects next week, Gary?

Given the wonderful and moving scenes at The Oval, it feels a real shame that football is not taking place this weekend, therefore missing the opportunity to pay its respects.

Anybody else excited over this Luongo signing? I remember when he nearly win the Ballon d'Or in a year where he SHOULD HAVE won it. Very excited! #Boro #UTB

@trevor8sinclair I retract the "ballbag" comment in my previous tweet. You have since apologised & for that you deserve credit. We're all human & we make mistakes. Your tweet was poorly timed, but let's move on from it. In future, time it like that infamous scissor kick.👍

@trevor8sinclair "It’s not how many times you get knocked down, it’s finding the strength to get back up and go again" 🙏🏾 You say it as if what happened was completely out of your hands. 😂😂😂 Absolute ballbag! No sympathy at all. Don't know what you were thinking!

@trevor8sinclair This is disgusting. I'm not a Royalist but it's called respect. I can't believe this tweet is still here. Madness! To turn this into a race war is delusional. I hope there's black and brown people out there who agree that this tweet is disgusting. Lost for words.

@GreggsOfficial @TGAnnaWade Maybe you should change your company name to 'Not Greggs'

@TGAnnaWade Colin Gregg has no involvement with Greggs plc and hasn’t been involved in the company for many years.

Duka: "I'm a good looking guy. I do well." Me: "...And that's why you've married a complete stranger?..." #MAFSUK #MarriedAtFirstSightUK

Fucken ell (pardon my French), but I thought Duka was about to tell the table he was going to war or some shit with that speech. Deep as FUCK! 😂 #MAFSUK #MarriedAtFirstSightUK

Can't believe John Bishop is on Married At First Sight UK. #MAFSUK #MarriedAtFirstSightUK

@thismorning Putting 'Energy bills' on the spinning wheel for that gameshow is the ultimate pisstake imo. Disgraceful! The world has gone utterly bonkers man. #ThisMorning #GoodMorning #Energy

Computer: "Save this image 6606499f1e5c84d7c30.png?" Me: "Yea!"

Those floods in Pakistan are absolutely devastating. To help raise money towards the devastation my new single will be out tomorrow... 🎶Raindrops Keep Falling On Ahmed🎶 #Pakistan #PakistanFloods #PAKvHK #PakVsInd

@GraemeDogfather Can you give me advice? 👍

Bruno Lage has got a head like a Sondico shinpad. 😂 #MOTD

@GaryLineker If I was stranded on a desert island with Danny Murphy and a tin of corned beef, I’d eat Danny Murphy and talk to the corned beef. #MOTD

Set fire to my season ticket tonight for warmth. #Boro #UTB