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@KE_MrBlack Ama upigwe juu huimbi kama wengine kwa assembly

Primary school was something else, imagine not being allowed to speak Kiswahili in Kenya😂😂

@Ian_San254 Mimi I went through that phase when I was 18 yrs. Worst feeling/thought ever,bora you don't let it win over you. God always has a plan for all of us, no matter how long it takes

I'm sure hakuna mtu suicide haijawahi cross their mind, Kwanza your twenties, cuz you're in full stress mode to put your life in order

@simsim_mohsaih @KResearcher Deep state wewe 🥲

@reettaadd @KResearcher Tsc inner circle😭..

There was a time in Kenya where the most dangerous car you could park near a bank was a Peugeot 504. Bank robbers had discovered the power they needed to get away after robberies was in this machine.

@supuypweza Yes,juu sasa hao nao wanapeleka wapi familia na hawana pesa

I hate these people who keep asking others "unapelekanga wapi pesa na huna familia"

@StrenjaDenja Polygamy is just a source of poverty.

personally I don't like women enough to be polygamous most I can do is cheat. but marry & provide for someone else forever? I can't see it tbh

@433marcus @CWashera45 Not forgetting olise and his forced nonchalance 😂

@reettaadd @CWashera45 True, especially Yamal....but most of ēm are kids

No fr, Nini husumbua Cherki?? 😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@simsim_mohsaih @KResearcher Mum wako alikua ministry gani ya Moi?🙂

@KResearcher My mom had this beast.Tulikua tunapul up nayo visiting days za my big siz nikiwa drool kid😂😂.

@polo_kimanii @OCTOPIZZO ubaya Raila alituacha kama hajakupea ile dinga aliku-owe,ama tuulize Opiyo Wa-ndai kama aliachiwa,you deserve it

Octopizzo,Juliani and Charisma are the only artists i have seen walk their talk. The rest like daddy oven uyu wakuona kama Tuktuk are waiting to be summoned in statehouse wapatiwe 30k to spread propaganda. Wale wa gengetone nao hakuna mwenye amesoma,bangi iliharibu akili,de mumus

@polo_kimanii @Motono__ Can relate, nlitolewa kipii at 1yr banaa,naonaga tu mamake akipost huko IG stories kakienda shule ingine nashuku haina Kiswahili as a subject. Mimi kitu nliombwa ni photocopy ya ID sijui walifanyia nini lakini ni sawa juu ata leo nalala na strungi na githeri

Na vijana sasa mjue katiba ilibadilika nyinyi mkiwa shule. Siku hizi ukipea msichana wa rich families mimba huwa hawakuulizi how much money do you want to leave my daughter alone,apana. Siku hizi huwa unarukwa mimba yako buana. Kwanza wazazi wakiskia mimba niya upcoming artist msichana huwa ananyaganywo simu na anapandishwa ndege Kwenda university kule Ontario canada. Some of these families are very specific on the direction they want their bloodline to flow. Huwa unanyaganywo mtoto yako kama mutina nakwambia. And you cannot take them to court,thats their playground,they buy all your cheap lawyers like Kangumuu. Alafu ujue Hakuna watu kigeugeu kama loya,Loya ni mtu anakuangalia kwa macho namna hii anakwambia hii kesi ni mboga,akijua vizuri ashaakula deposit from opposition. Na hivo ndio unanyaganyo mtoto. Hawataki damu ya kawangware. Na jina yako hawaekangi ata kwa birth certificate. Wanaekanga ya babu yao,Kanyori wa Mbùkù. Earth is hard aisee

@VIVIANWERE2 Sounds like some Luhya word 😅

Mixing Amapiano and Ohangla Call it Amapiangla

@four20_pm 😅

@reettaadd 😅

Atheism hukuwa religion bure hii kenya, hawawezitupea hata holiday ya siku moja tu.

@vybzmartell_ Nko na morio married, weekends haendi job anaamkiaga kwangu by saa moja akiambia Bibi kuna stuff namuundia kwa lapi,tunapotea Sherehe Hadi late mzee, lakini bibi aligundua matusi nlipewa sijaheal bado

Married ninjas wakiona holiday wanajam zaidi sai wako forced kukaa nyumbani na bibi zao wenye walilazimishwa kuoa juu waliwaeka mimba wakiwa 17 sasa washachoka nao lakini hawana option juu washafikisha watoto wanne. Mjamaa anakaa tu kidogo unaskia kofi paaa "mbona hukutandika kitanda na umetoka wa mwisho?" Who will save men from marej tunateseka

@bmautoparts @Gitz__ Peleka kwa Ruto mzee

@reettaadd @Gitz__ If i’m going to mombasa. My car seats 4. I carry one person with me. I doesn’t increase my budget at all. Fuel with be the same. Hotel is the same. Pombe tu labda.

Unatoa wapi Audacity to publicly tell us that you sexually assault women ?

@bmautoparts @Gitz__ Yeaah

@reettaadd @Gitz__ Is it alot of money?

@Siimiike_ Karibu niseme vile Kasongo ni mkale na cherargei bado ni mkale nkakumbuka haimake sense 😅

Sijawai elewa vile nyashski ni mkisii alafu pia embarambamba bado ni mkisii😂😂

@nikokadiKE Light skin women should only be used for recreational purposes.

My only problem with lightskinned women nikupea wanaume wengi attention. Siezi trust lightskinned babe mimi. Wanakuanga na options mingi sana. 😂😂😂😂

@georgediano Red bottom shoes daaammn. Nigga swimming in money

Ana and his brother Konda. Ni mbaya!!

@bmautoparts @Gitz__ Iyo budget yote for a woman who dances at a club??? Naaa

@Gitz__ Dawa ya hawa ni rahisi. Chukua number peleka yeye dinner. Then next mpeleke road trip. Kula. Alafu sasa mpeleke club. Then run