doctor weed

going on walks for my mental health like a fag

when im su—-idal im in my brain like “but what about luffy bro. one piece The anime bro. u wanna live!!!” thats concerning but thats fine. luffy…

is there a soda fandom im like that cat that says rootbeer or somth wheres the soda fandom

go missing bro. u should go missing. bro lets go missing lets go. i love river stones lets suck on em face down as dead bods and hold cold gay hands. we gotta go missing this weekend dude

I said you’ve gotta be Jeff the Kidding me

slipknot is sort of the modern day slipknot of the slipknot genre. if u think about it. slipknot.

therapy is a luxury now gayboy. ur not gonna feel better play clint eastwood by gorillaz 2-5 times and walk outside.

*has been taking testosterone* u guys wanna bid on used storage units or something this weekend? while drinking? or maybe just drink with no plan and barely talk to eachother?

i should have bid on this very defective blind box keychain the other day. biggest mistake of my life its gone. u miss 100% of the shots u dont take. i deserve this. goodbye son.

right of course. i love when the fruity vanilla has eucalyptus too. inside my soda. #yum

i like the strawberry redbull and the blueberry redbull why are all the new redbulls “elderberry, 70s fruit gelatin, toothpaste immune booster shot, birthday cake surprise flavor” lately though

hello i am John Jott. hi.

is it rude to joan jett if i say i would like the testosterone to turn me into joan jett? but a boy? but visually joan je

*takes ur dick out of my mouth in bar bathroom* i can kinda almost feel ur aura rn whoaaa

see the thing they dont tell u in the dsm-5 is youll get sick if u eat even just ONE person AND theyll arrest u

getting too high in a group setting and going nonverbal so youre lowkey a friend cuck

“Now I know how Joan of Arc felt” was actually crazy as hell for Morrissey to say. He absolutely doesn’t know how she felt

Possession

dude called me schizo fag and I gave him $15 because I was scared he could read my mind