refriedbuttsects

i’m so stoned i bet obama knows

*𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘴 𝘶𝘳 𝘱𝘶𝘴𝘴𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘯𝘴

killing june bugs cause it’s gonna be july soon and they cant be there

@birdwingsbyrumi safety

@refriedbuttsect ?

putting on a condom before i yell at a bug

cutting my barbers hair so he knows what its like for me

bro what if we take turns giving eachother head to get the poison out

@chasedbywasps @Eminem happy birthday eminem thanks for being mad

happy birthday big dawg @Eminem. thanks for shouting your mean poems at us all these years ❤️

they’re saying ur cars balls shrink when it’s cold on GTA6

claiming my penis on taxes

𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐞

i’m an empath, i can see by the gun in ur hand u must be solving a mystery

pretending the world is pokemon & letting my pitbull off leash at the park

if i was the president i would pretend the floor is lava for a month

i think the algorithm should get worse i don’t think its awful enough

@noswagordrip about to join you

Not feeling it, I’ll see you all next year.

@Gregy_Online alright i’ll meet you at a park

dude we should totally joke

@tenthousund my mkultra trigger is when u are caulksleeve again

my mkultra trigger is remembering my dad has a 4-fig turntable and speakers setup connecteed by bluetooth

and then obama made the american people out of mud and clay

@bl1sterex1sts even if it’s far away and turns red

If you stop at a yellow light youre a pussy

@refriedbuttsect Sound thinking.