refriedbuttsects

i’m so stoned i bet obama knows

reply if this ruined ur mood

my homie joe rogan could eat ur fuck hole

wife had razor burn on her bush and when i peed on her she Died

get that pussy outta here before i throw a grenade at it

@poopswag34 look for a firearm in the woods for free

Should I spend my last 12 dollars on porn or food?

@impysees thanks

@refriedbuttsect hey

* 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯’𝘵 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘶 𝘤𝘶𝘮: did u cum?

petting the cat with poop and laughing so hard the wife wakes up

@LuisDe80227 thank y’ou ❤︎⁠

@refriedbuttsect A lot of those guys have syphillis (I swear I wrote that one on the first go, without needing spellcheck, hell yeah!) So you're smart to put on a condom before beating them

putting on a condom before i fight a guy the bar

[𝒑𝒐𝒔𝒊𝒕𝒊𝒗𝒆] bro this song is gay

just divorced my wife because she said batman is nothing without his toys

accidentally squirting on a gnomes face and melting it off like acid

your hips are so wide and fertile bro

@h0tirl its fucked up that u r right

childish gambino has Hamilton flow

this is me absolutely sucking ur shit

𝙢𝙤𝙗 𝙗𝙤𝙨𝙨 𝙫𝙤𝙞𝙘𝙚: it was peptides and constpation tony we were 𝘀𝗼 Beautiful 𝘁𝗼𝗻𝘆

accidentally sending bro a picture of ur meat and he sends one back😂 #friday 😂 #joerogan

u’re sooo beautiful U gotta check out my labyrinth

𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐲: life’s just falling apart dude girlfriend cheated 𝘣𝘭𝘢𝘩 𝘣𝘭𝘢𝘩 𝘣𝘭𝘢𝘩 * ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑙𝑜𝑔𝑢𝑒 𝑔𝑒𝑡𝑠 𝑞𝑢𝑖𝑒𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑒 𝑡𝑤𝑖𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑔𝑒𝑡𝑠 𝑙𝑜𝑢𝑑𝑒𝑟 𝐦𝐞: bro clavicular raped a dog