alayna ⭐️

Argentina doesn’t have one good looking player. They all look like South American gang bangers and criminals. It’s funny how they say they’re not Latinos but look exactly like El Salvadorian prisoners. The English language players are all tall, sexy, mostly tattoo free and aristocratic looking. Beneath you, Bellingham. A fucking pig sty.

I have a prediction for the World Cup final. The game ends 2-2 and goes to extra time and penalties. In the shootout neither side can get an advantage, with Emi Martinez and Joan García (Unai Simon gets subbed off in extra time for Joan) both making heroic saves to keep their respective teams in the game. After both full sets of 11 players take their penalties and the score is still tied, the ref brings Lamine and Messi together and says “we have reached the end of the designated penalty takers - there is an old rule in the original rule book that states that in this situation, both teams can agree to a gold medal draw, where the two countries share the World Cup.” Messi and Lamine look at each other with smiles on their faces, nod to each other, and embrace, sobbing. The crowd erupts as the Spanish and Argentine players run toward each other and start hugging and kissing, tears streaming down their faces as they realize the historic moment they are sharing together. As the two teams share the trophy ceremony together, Lamine and Messi step up lift the trophy, and it’s presented to them by Pep Guardiola and Hansi Flick, proud tears welling up in their eyes. Messi and Lamine together raise the trophy and suddenly over the loudspeakers “Cant del Barça” starts playing and the whole crowd joins in.

🚨🔴⚪️ BREAKING: Atlético Madrid CEO Miguel Angel Gil says Julián Álvarez will NOT leave this summer. “My position is clear, the club’s position is clear. We’ve made it known to the player, his representatives, and the president of Barcelona”. “I have absolutely no doubt that Atlético is the right place in the world for Julián, and that Julián is the perfect centre-forward for Atlético Madrid. We want to keep him”. “I recently heard the president say that the offer he made to Atlético Madrid wasn’t unlimited. My only response is that our answer is unlimited”. “We do NOT want to transfer him”. “We didn’t accept an offer of €100 million, and we won’t accept one of €150 million or even €200 million”.

What a World Cup Leandro Paredes is having.

brah im emotional

Fermin on the beach with his girlfriend, leaning on crutches. 🥲🏝️

ohhhh gotcha they’re having the sexy people final on saturday and the ugly bitches final on sunday

Anthony Gordon: "I'm disappointed, but I know that at least the World Cup will be won by someone who loves Barcelona passionately".

🚨 BREAKING: Lamine Yamal is currently not training with Spain. He has some discomfort.

sports women thinking they own the sport is so funny to me , im glad more women are larping on football so these people who think theyre so mighty and their sports should be untouched by everyone seethe more

Argentina stat leaders at this World Cup: 🇦🇷 🥇 Goals (8) - Lionel Messi 🥇 Assists (2) - Lionel Messi 🥇 G/A (10) - Lionel Messi 🥇 Shots (33) - Lionel Messi 🥇 Shots on target (18) - Lionel Messi 🥇 Chances created (21) - Lionel Messi 🥇 Big chances created (6) - Lionel Messi 🥇 Open-play chances created (11) - Lionel Messi 🥇 Successful dribbles (15) - Lionel Messi 🥇 Successful final-third passes (117) - Lionel Messi 🥇 Fouls won (14) - Lionel Messi 🥇 Accurate crosses (16) - Lionel Messi 🥇 Accurate through balls (4) - Lionel Messi 🥇 Accurate lay-offs (18) - Lionel Messi 🥇 Ground duels won (38) - Lionel Messi 🥇 Touches in the opposition box (37) - Lionel Messi 🥇 Corners won (8) - Lionel Messi 🥇 WhoScored MOTMs (5) - Lionel Messi 🥇 WhoScored rating (9.16) - Lionel Messi

Gary Neville y Roy Keane SE CRUZARON EN VIVO en una DISCUSIÓN SOBRE CÓMO MARCAR A MESSI y los errores de Inglaterra en dejarlo solo. JAJAJA, 39 AÑOS y los sigue volviendo locos. Lionel Andrés Messi. 😅🚬

🚨 Jude Bellingham attacks Colo Barco for no reason.