John
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My Uber driver asked what I do for work.
"Software."
"Cool. Can you look at something?"
He handed me his phone at a red light. Terminal. Claude chat. Green P&L.
+$6,200.
He drives Uber 4 days a week. Makes $1,100. Has a 2-year-old daughter.
"Where did you find this?"
"Your article. The 14,000 wallets one."
He read it three months ago. Didn't understand half of it. Asked Claude to explain it like he's five.
214 messages. All during breaks between rides. Parked at gas stations. Waiting for pings.
First thing Claude told him: 87% of wallets lose money. Don't be the 87%.
He installed poly_data. Fed it to Claude. Found 47 wallets with Sharpe above 2.0. Filtered crypto only. Quarter Kelly. $200 starting bankroll. From his tips.
93 messages later Claude helped him build the 20-line brain from the article. Bayesian updates. EV filter at 5%. Fully automated.
Last 45 days:
→ 480 trades
→ 91.3% win rate
→ +$6,200
Best trade: whale convergence on Fed rate cut. 4 wallets entered in 2 minutes. Entry $0.12. Resolved $1.00. +$1,760. While dropping off a passenger at JFK.
The passenger tipped him $5. The bot made $1,760.
His wife found the Telegram alerts on his phone. Thought he was texting another woman.
He showed her the P&L curve.
"Can you make me one?"
"How long until you quit driving?"
He looked at me through the rearview mirror.
"I'm not stopping. Uber is my cover story."
I wrote the article. He actually opened terminal.
You only need Claude + laptop + 1 hour/day.
Giving This Free for 24 hours. To get it:
1. Comment the word 'AutoPilot'
2. Like and Retweet this post
3. Follow me @marryevan999
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55 years old. Single-digit body fat. Year-round.
25+ years of self-experimentation.
RETATRUTIDE, BPC-157, RECOMBINANT FOLLISTATIN, and more.
This is my exact optimization stack. Every compound, every dose, and why it made the cut:
1. TESTOSTERONE
TESTOSTERONE is the foundation.
• I take 60mg of TESTOSTERONE CYPIONATE three times a week. Monday, Wednesday, Friday. No exceptions.
• Muscle, mood, libido, body composition. It drives all of it.
• Every peptide I use sits on top of this base. Without it, nothing else works right.
2. RETATRUTIDE
RETATRUTIDE is the most powerful fat loss compound available right now.
Most weight loss drugs target one receptor.
This one targets three:
• GLP-1 for appetite suppression.
• GIP for fat clearance.
• GLUCAGON for metabolic rate.
No other compound hits all three.
I take 0.20mg 2-3x per week.
In Phase 1 trials, RETATRUTIDE led to 8.96 kg of weight loss in 12 weeks.
• TIRZEPATIDE took 40 weeks to hit similar numbers.
And the majority of weight lost was pure fat, not muscle.
That's why it's my top pick for body composition.
3. SS-31
SS-31 is the compound nobody talks about that makes everything else work harder.
• It targets the inner mitochondrial membrane and binds to cardiolipin.
• It prevents oxidative damage and boosts ATP production.
• One biochemist told me it's the ATP equivalent of 6 months of endurance training in a single injection.
• I take 300mcg every morning.
I've been hearing that higher doses (5-15mg daily) are even more effective.
4. BPC-157 + TB-500
For recovery, I use BPC-157 and TB-500.
I call it the Wolverine Stack.
• BPC-157 heals by forming new blood vessels.
• TB-500 repairs tissue by building actin protein.
• Together they accelerate healing beyond what either does alone.
• If you train hard and you're over 30, you need both of these stocked at home.
5. TESAMORELIN + IPAMORELIN
TESAMORELIN and IPAMORELIN are my go-to growth hormone peptides.
• TESAMORELIN is a GHRH that mimics 1-2 IU's of HGH.
I take 1-2mg every night before bed.
Best for men to burn through belly fat.
• IPAMORELIN amplifies natural GH pulses and counteracts somatostatin.
Best for women.
Together they're synergistic.
6. MELANOTAN 1
Most people think MELANOTAN 1 is just for tanning.
• It's actually a synthetic analog of alpha-MSH that enhances DNA repair, reduces inflammation, and boosts your body's antioxidant defenses.
• I take 0.25mg daily for skin protection and consciousness enhancement.
This one is seriously underrated.
7. THYMOSIN ALPHA-1
THYMOSIN ALPHA-1 is my immune system backbone.
• It strengthens your body's first line of defense by boosting key immune signaling.
• Research shows it enhances anti-tumor immunity with minimal toxicity.
• In a world full of immune stressors, this is non-negotiable.
8. RECOMBINANT FOLLISTATIN
At 55, I'm the biggest and leanest I've ever been.
• Inconsistent training.
• Travel chaos and suboptimal sleep.
• Still gained measurable muscle while getting leaner.
The reason?
RECOMBINANT FOLLISTATIN.
It inhibits myostatin. The protein your body produces to stop muscle growth.
Old follistatin failed.
It broke down in 1-2 hours and caused dangerous off-target effects.
RECOMBINANT FOLLISTATIN only targets myostatin.
• It increases muscle mass AND strength.
• Prevents muscle loss during caloric deficit.
• If you're on a GLP-1 and worried about going skinny-fat, this is the answer.
Why this many compounds?
Because the healthcare system is designed to manage your decline.
I'm not managing decline.
I'm engineering peak performance at 55.
That's what fully optimized living means.
I put together a free Peptide Cheat Sheet breaking down every compound and protocol you MUST know.
Comment ’CHEATSHEET’ for the direct link in your DMs.
I will DM you




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Tomorrow morning I’m loading up $200,000 in call options on a single ticker.
My biggest play since $GME $OPEN $TSLA $NVDA $AMD
Mark my words 99% of traders will miss this next $OPEN type mover. I WILL NOT and my my followers won’t either.
I’m only sending this ticker to those who hit the “❤️” and comment “$SPY”
(Must be following in order to DM)

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If you're an options trader - there's a hack you should learn that no one is talking about. It makes finding 100% trades way more consistent.
I grew an account from $1k → $1,003,181 in 1 year using the exact same two concepts every single day.
I made a FREE 5-page guide that will teach you this same exact strategy.
Like + comment “Guide” and I will send you a DM. (Must be following to DM)

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Here’s how I have better hair than most men at 44 while on TRT (no it’s not minoxidil).
Watch till the end (+ comment “HAIR” and I’ll send you my step-by-step hair growth protocol for free):
*Must follow to receive the DM*
(For educational purposes only. Peptides are for research purposes only.)
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Botox is outdated.
Science has discovered peptides that reverse aging by repairing skin from the inside (for research purposes only):
1. GHK-Cu (Copper Peptide)
• Stimulates collagen & elastin synthesis → firms and smooths skin
• Improves wound healing and reduces fine lines
• Restores youthful glow by increasing cellular oxygenation
2. Argireline (Acetyl Hexapeptide-8)
• Known as “Botox in a bottle”
• Relaxes facial micro-muscles → reduces wrinkle depth without paralysis
• Supports smoother expression lines naturally
3. Matrixyl (Palmitoyl Pentapeptide-4)
• Activates fibroblasts → boosts collagen and extracellular matrix repair
• Improves skin elasticity and firmness
• Reduces wrinkle volume and depth over time
4. Thymosin Beta-4 (TB-500)
• Promotes cellular regeneration and angiogenesis
• Enhances tissue repair and reduces inflammation
• Strengthens skin barrier function for long-term resilience
Together, they work as the Age-Reversal Stack:
(1/3) It rebuilds collagen and elasticity.
(2/3) It softens fine lines and expression marks.
(3/3) It brings back that natural glow your cells once remembered.
Want to learn everything about how peptides and compounds actually work (for research purposes only)?
Comment “ME” and we’ll send you our educational peptide guide for free (next 24 hours only).
(For educational purposes only. Not medical advice or endorsement of human use. Peptides are for research purposes only.)
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I will try to make a vid when I can, after I fight through a 50 minute commute, use the litter box, stress eat some fried chicken, hit my balls with a brick to harden it, read the Fed’s minutes from yesterday, DM Warren Buffett for an update, and flirt with my wife’s sister.
Johnny Boy@jsmiththrowaway
@cantonmeow Are u still "super bullish" like GreatMatsby still is? It seems unnatural to not be bearish right now across all markets. I can't see anything bullish/positive. Can u honestly?
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