emily

They kind of look like sisters

she released this 16 years ago and still nobody is catching up whew

Type of shit I’m liking now that likes are private

I want beat-up chanels, I want new personnel I wanna dye my hair every pretty shade of pastel I want nasty afterparties, banged up at the motel I want beat-up chanels, I want something for real

@pitoreixco She can do it she just doesn’t

speak german

the pain is unbearable #lisabarlow

And she was a serve and a half… so what now ?

CRANK IT!!!!

I hate when men text me. This guy just told me he loves vodka pasta. I don’t give a fuck. Can you get me a job yes or no.

@flugenhof The 1440

where do people like. get regular news now. wapo doesn't do journalism, neither does npr. bbc is completely captured. obviously the big four tv networks are dead. FT is good but I'm not paying that.

when i’m on jeaprody and the host named Ihavwon Kwestchin asks what utah’s state bird is

@kevschwa @queensofbravo #LIKED

@queensofbravo 🕯️🕯️🕯️ Lisa and Meredith better whack Bad Weather for 3 episodes straight 🕯️🕯️🕯️

The #RHOSLC 3-part Reunion trailer is here!

@indianloonie They’re gonna bring this up

This dude on snl is always there to explain what the exact joke of the sketch is for the benefit of the audience

@RickZhampagne She mad her last name is gay

Heather saying "the rest of us have morals" still isn't sitting right with my spirit... that better come up at the reunion!!! 😤 #RHOSLC ❄️

me about meredith marks x.com/gay_reactions/…

@Andy Emily from NYC - Heather, why are you still on the show?

My team is gearing up for THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY REUNION! Send me all of your questions for the cast NOW and let me know where you're from in the question!!

@KeshaRose I would be genuinely so different if this album never came out. AND SHOTS ON THE HOOD OF MY CAR HAS BEEN THEEEE END OF THE WORLD ANTHEM FOREVER. YAY. Love you 🩷😸😸

Animals. It’s been 15 years since animal & cannibal. I can’t believe the balls I had as a young broke girl, at the silver platter, jumbos clown room, riding around Los Angeles in my trans am, fucking shit up listening to my records in the eagles house up Laurel canyon, visiting my friends at the drunk tank, watching the sunrise drinking gold shlaager up at the Hollywood sign. I have literally grown up in front and beside all of you. Thank you for singing with me, dancing with me, loving me and being beside me for everything. TikTok on the clock but the party don’t stop ✨❤️🙏 To celebrate, I’m releasing Animal + Cannibal on vinyl, CD & streaming for the first time ever with 6 never released tracks including… “Butterscotch,” “Shots On The Hood Of My Car,” & “F**K Him He’s A DJ.” Go pre-order/save it & grab the new merch! Kesha.lnk.to/AC15

@adultswim @SmilingFriends WHERE IS ALAN .???

Breakroom tour with Michael and Zach