jul the cool dog mom

You miss 100% of the drunk purchases you don’t make

Does anyone else with ADHD feel calm in actual emergencies but overwhelmed by normal daily tasks like emails, forms or phone calls?

jacob elordi was pretty good in euphoria, and his being a performantive male irl is just ruining his character. stfu jacob

yes. paper bills give me a special kind of anxiety that emailed bills never do

Josh Duhamel on @tscpod not acknowledging tad hamilton as his big break is the same energy as jacob elordi trying to be a starving artist this is likely only to understood by a very niche audience that watches girly movies

Josh Duhamel’s opening on @tscpod: Here’s Josh, famous for Ransom Canyon and a bunch of shit no one’s heard of. What was your first big break? Josh: Oh, it was an adaptation of a Picture of Dorian Gray. Sir.. you’re only famous bc you played Tad Hamilton.

ty osu football for improving the mood in our house for the next 6 years 🤣

Pasta is like dogs there’s a lot of different types of them And i like them all

Leaving house: good for depression, bad for anxiety Staying at house: good for anxiety, bad for depression

@MickeySpecial77 @Ihartitz Yes, the Fantasy Life pod with Ian now coming to you in Norwegian

@Ihartitz you moved to Tromsø?

Great night to be great!

@Ihartitz This looks like one of those how-to illustrations from WikiHow

It's not your fault for drafting Travis Hunter in fantasy, it's the Jaguars fault for not using him right

All gyms should provide spray tanning

@Ihartitz Let’s make this into a poster to hang above both of our desks

15 days until the home league fantasy draft

Mercury wasn’t in retrograde during my layoff this year so now I’m rethinking MY ENTIRE EXISTENCE

imagine hating on me and I'm in my room doing this: