Ben Schwartz’s Life Coach

I’m putting the is on my gravestone when I die.💀✌🏻

I miss the good old days when this place was Twitter dot com and I’d spend an unhealthy amount of time thirsting over Ben Schwartz

Raw. Next question…

No because the scream I scrupt🥵💦

My Wrapped has never been more accurate. I feel so seen.😅

Is anyone else here a @NBThieves fan and also saw IG story Price posted today?!? I feel like I missed a chapter?!? Are Connor and Dom together?!??!??? I NEED ANSWERS!!

This is exactly what I logged onto Twitter dot com for today👀👏🏻

Presenting the next #GQMOTY cover star: John Mulaney After detailing his wild trip through relapse and recovery in Baby J, @mulaney has reemerged as one of the most popular comedians on earth. His next trick? Embracing his new role as a suburban dad. 🔗: gq.visitlink.me/nIRieS

Okay hear me out 80’s sex rock Andrew Dismukes can get it?!?👀👀

Why tf did Lorne choose Bill Burr to host the week after the election?!? This guy is such a jackass and the last thing woman (who literally got confirmed are going to further get their rights stripped from them this week) need to hear is that we’re ugly whores.

happy palm springs (2020) day to all those who celebrate!

The fact that Andy Samberg calls Seth Meyers “Sethley” is something I will always cherish.🥹🥰

aubrey plaza ily

I am “people”

Finally got to watch SNL. Seeing John, Andy and Maya together makes me so emotional. The 2010’s cast has such a chokehold on my heart.😭😭

Andrew Dismukes. Grammy. When?!?👀

@MULANEIUM As he should. The fact that Colin’s attention wasn’t immediately on him is a crime.😅

@rejectedmulaney he just wanted some attention from his comedy father

marcello was pulling on josts back pockets at goodnights when he was trying to talk to other people

Ifykyk but Seth Meyers made this happen. The amount of Lonely Island content that I’ve been investing recently is healing my soul.

not now bitch mommy is watching the lonely island on snl in 2024

LONELY ISLAND REUNION IN 2024?!!??!???? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG WTF?!???