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🟥Things I’m looking at today🟥  Powered by @yeet BTC leads bounce, oil retreats, US allies to protect Hormuz Crypto * BTC: 70.6k (+1%) | BTC.D: 59% (+0.3%) * ETH: 2140 (-1%) | BNB: 642 (0%) | SOL: 89 (0%) * Top Gainers: TAO, PI, QNT, SHIB, MORPHO * BTC ETFs: -$90m | ETH ETFs: -$139m * Bitcoin hits $71k in bounce, outperforms altcoins * BTC long term holder selling slows: VanEck * Morgan Stanley moves forward with BTC ETF * DDC buys 200 BTC, Strive buys 317 BTC * Kentucky crypto bill could outlaw self custody * Gemini hit with investor lawsuit over strategy shift * Market cap of tokenized equities hit $1.5b * Zenith links Canton, ETH through atomic swaps * Amundi intros $100m tokenized fund on ETH * S. Korea could scrap upcoming 22% crypto tax Macro & General * NASDAQ: 22.1k (0%), Gold: 4670 (+1%) * Oil spikes to $119 then retreats * Iran charging fee for safe Hormuz passage * Countries pledge to protect Strait of Hormuz * Copper joins sell-off alongside gold * Fuel shortage fears rattle airlines * Pentagon asks Congress $200b for Iran war * US M2 hits $22.5T, household net worth hits ATH * Cuba barred from taking Russian oil * ECB revises inflation outlook upwards * SpaceX gets top role in NASA’s moon mission * Bezos plans $100b AI manufacturing fund * Nvidia may pay employees in AI tokens * Tech execs charged with smuggling Nvidia chips * Google launches new AI studio tools Left Curve Corner * Hot coins: BAN, ZBCN * Kalshi raises $1b+ at $22b valuation * Myriad raises seed round investment * MLB taps Polymarket as exclusive partner * Animoca invests in AVAX * FBI warns of fake FBI tokens on Tron * Celo floats one time 160m token grant to Opera * KAST teases more Pudgy collab @YEET: Crypto’s Casino Just passed $1.8B in lifetime volume! gm

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🟥Things I’m looking at today🟥  Powered by @yeet Crypto slumps, hot PPI, gas infrastructure hit Crypto * BTC: 69.6k (-6%) | BTC.D: 58.7% (-0.4%) * ETH: 2165 (-6%) | BNB: 642 (-5%) | SOL: 89 (-5%) * Top Gainers: QNT, KAS, PI, LEO * BTC ETFs: -$130m | ETH ETFs: -$56m * Crypto dumps amid cautious Fed, hot PPI * SEC approves Nasdaq tokenised equity pilot * First official S&P 500 perp launched on HYPE * Whales dominate exchange inflows * Senate eyes April vote on crypto bill * FTX to pay creditors $2.2b from March 31 * Cryptocom lays off 12% staff for AI * Kraken pauses IPO plans * Tempo by Stripe goes live * Visa intros tool for AI bot payments * Algorand Foundation cuts 25% workforce * UK lawmakers urge ban on crypto political donation * Kenya seeks public comment on regulations * Bhutan moves $72m BTC Macro & General * NASDAQ: 22.2k (-1%), Gold: 4710 (-4%) * FOMC leaves rates unchanged * Odds of >1 rate cut in 2026 down to 24% * US Feb PPI comes in hot, hits 13 month high * Oil spikes after Israel hits Iran’s gas field * Iran damaged world’s largest LNG facility: Qatar * Stocks sink on hot PPI, energy attacks * EU gas reserves running low * Gold plunges amid dollar strength * US considers deploying troops to secure Strait * KSA revives 50% oil exports via Hormuz bypass * China ramps up scrutiny of Meta AI deal Left Curve Corner * Hot coins: SOS * Meta shuts down Metaverse division * KATANA launches at $100m FDV * Polymarket buys crypto startup Brahma * Polymarket opens ‘The Situation Room’ bar in DC * rekt drinks x Moonbirds sells out in 1 hour @YEET: Crypto’s Casino Just passed $1.8B in lifetime volume! gm

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🟥Things I’m looking at today🟥  Powered by @yeet Most coins now commodities, ETF inflow streak, FOMC today Crypto * BTC: 74.2k (0%) | BTC.D: 59.1% (0%) * ETH: 2330 (0%) | BNB: 675 (0%) | SOL: 94 (-1%) * Top Gainers: M, KAS, QNT, MORPHO, ZEC * BTC ETFs: +$199m | ETH ETFs: +$71m * Most crypto not securities: SEC, CFTC * Crypto steady with rate decisions incoming * BTC ETFs post longest inflows streak in 5 months * Citi drops ETH & BTC price targets * Crypto bill window extends to Aug: TD Cowen * Vitalik intros new fast confirmation rule for ETH * Hyperliquid’s HIP-3 markets hit ATH $1.43b OI * Mastercard to acquire BVNK for up to $1.8b * CFTC issues no action letter for Phantom * WLD adds ID toolkit for AI bots * ETH governance solution Tally shuts down * Bitrefill names Lazarus potential suspect in hack * Vietnam to ban overseas crypto trading Macro & General * NASDAQ: 22.5k (0%), Gold: 5000 (0%) * Futures higher ahead of FOMC decision today * Trump slams allies that rejected Iran support * US to ease Venezuela sanctions to unlock oil * US recession odds jump to 48.6% * Russia providing drone tech to Iran * China to tap oil stockpiles to offset Iran crisis * EU to delay increase in bank capital requirements * Kim Jong Un wins elections with 99.93% votes * Nvidia restarting H200 production in China Left Curve Corner * Hot coins: M, testicle * Arizona AG charges Kalshi with illegal betting * ASTER launches privacy mainnet * GSR expands into token lifecycle management * Odds of OpenSea TGE pre June 2026 fall to 11.5% * Whale builds $50m ZRO position * rekt drinks x Moonbirds drop today * Azuki launches TCG @YEET: Crypto’s Casino Just passed $1.8B in lifetime volume! gm

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"I'm telling you, one headline and all of this will change" @rektmando drops some knowledge on people getting ahead of themselves with fed rate cut predictions

"just the squeezy nature of things, makes me think this looks even better than the last time we were here" @rektmando BTC & ETH running up today. What does that mean from a technical standpoint? Is this just a short squeeze?

“this feels like a shorts squeeze” @rektmando Mando gives his analysis on ETH ripping today

🟥Things I’m looking at today🟥 
Powered by @yeet Short squeeze continues, oil stays near $100, SEA delayed again Crypto * BTC: 74.2k (+1%) | BTC.D: 59.1% (-0.1%) * ETH: 2325 (+2%) | BNB: 674 (-1%) | SOL: 95 (+1%) * Top Gainers: M, ZEC, KAS, SKY, NEAR * BTC ETFs: +$199m | ETH ETFs: +$4m * Crypto rally continues in massive short squeeze * ETH and BTC at 6 week high * Metaplanet to raise $531m to buy BTC * Strategy ‘BTC Central Bank’: Bernstein * Binance issues rebuttal over Iran links * Bitdeer rolls out LTC, DOGE mining * Messari CEO steps down amid layoffs in AI pivot * StanChart to collab with Hana Financial on crypto * Tether teases AI break-through this week * Abra to go public at $750m valuation * S. Korea gives Bithumb record fine * SEC may regulate crypto OTC services * PayPal expands stablecoins to 70 countries Macro & General * NASDAQ: 22.4k (+1%), Gold: 5020 (0%) * Dollar resurgent on bullish bets * FOMC meeting begins amid stagflation worry * Oil stays near $100 as Iran strikes oil hubs * US allies wary of joining Hormuz coalition * Top Iranian security chief killed * Russian oil exports benefitting from Iran war * Nvidia projects $1T AI chip revenue over 2 years * Treasury buys back ATH $15b debt * SEC to scrap quarterly reporting requirement * Trump asks China to delay Xi summit * Pakistan air strikes hit Kabul * Private credit defaults hit ATH in 2025: Fitch * Okara launches AI CMO
 Left Curve Corner * Hot coins: Punch * OpenSea delays SEA token launch * PIPPIN suddenly drops 50% * Kalshi offers $1b prize for March Madness * Argentina blocks Polymarket nationwide * CHIP announces airdrop allocations @YEET: Crypto’s Casino Just passed $1.8B in lifetime volume! gm

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