Sage Sinner

Me when they say they’re “not political”

If the #Epstein files prove anything, it’s that conspiracy theories only get called ‘crazy’ until official documents catch up.

Reporter: To what extent are Americans’ financial situations motivating you to make a deal [regarding the Iran War]? Trump: Not even a little bit. I don't think about Americans’ financial situation

Wild.

And somehow the conclusion from elites is that society has become too selfish…

“Why aren’t people having kids?”

@Dorrisbcoy Amen 🙏

@remotely_aussie Exactly… people aren’t refusing life, they’re refusing impossible conditions with a cute little “why is nobody signing up?” attached.

Politicians shocked by low fertility rates are like landlords shocked nobody wants to rent the apartment with mold, no heating, and a $4,000 deposit.

If #America wants higher birth rates, maybe try making life compatible with raising children instead of treating parenthood like an expensive side quest people are expected to finance individually under late-stage capitalism 🙄

Oligarch politicians: “Why won’t the peasants breed???”

Every species on Earth: Conditions are unsafe. Resources are unstable. Reproduction should slow down. Humans: Housing is impossible, food prices are exploding, everyone is stressed, overworked, chemically saturated, socially isolated, and doomscrolling toward climate collapse.

Nothing says ‘family values’ like forcing births while making sure daycare costs more than rent

America has reached the point where every week feels like the season finale and the writers still somehow top themselves by Friday.

Turns out forcing people to give birth does not automatically make them optimistic about the future. Weird.

THIS IS YOUR REMINDER TO NOT FORGET ABOUT THE TRUMP FILES

He said “girls who have OF are a red flag”, so now I’m his dad’s red flag.

Trump posting “there won’t be anything left of them [Iran]” like he’s narrating a Marvel trailer instead of posting from a golf cart at 2:17 PM 💀

“FOR IRAN, THE CLOCK IS TICKING” Ffs you orange CLOWN every one of your posts reads like a MICROWAVE threatening me after I forgot my PIZZA POCKETS

Bro tweets international policy like a suburban HOA president declaring war on teenagers with skateboards