2 YEARS IN ORDINALS! 🥳
"Miss Skull"
Special Edition on lunalauncher
ONLY 5K SATS 🚀
Physical print available 🧡
time limted 48h ⏳️
Original Inscription on Alpha Uncommon available OTC at 0.005 ✉️
🎁 Repost and tag 2 friends
Prize 1 "DIED 69420 TIMES"
Raffle 48h
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This Lifo guy couldn’t help himself.
His collection has gone nowhere.
Has to keep latching on to every narrative on Bitcoin & launching.
Send these to zero & this clown show dev to zero.
Tried to pull a fast one with this Unity BS.
No buyers.
Failure.
The first trustless AMM on Bitcoin is live.
Contracts deployed. Pools running. Built on Alkanes.
What’s live now
• Headless Mainnet contracts live
• Signet UI app for testing → app.oyl.io
• Docs for builders → docs.oyl.io
Coming soon
• XP checker + $DIESEL claim
• Stablecoin flow (from ETH stables <> bUSD Alkane)
• Partner integrations
• Full Mainnet UI launch
The foundation is here. The rest is yours to create.
see the full announcement → oyl.io/announcement/
COME TO ME. JOIN @discord.
🎈 discord.gg/VHWZfQ3fmG
If you hold any of these assets…
@AirheadFun $BBALLS @btcordinal@TheWizardsOfOrd
You’ve earned the right to lick my $BBALLS.
And yes, you get a special role for that, lmao.
Taste Purpose.
Taste Greatness.
Grab my $BBALLS.
Inscribed the latest version of @threejs after @HausHoppe reported issues with the previous one.
ordinals.com/inscription/f1…
If you're using three.js for your inscriptions, make sure to use this version!
GM ☀️
There are currently 128 Pandas swapped to $BAMBOO via the first-of-its-kind AP-69 smart contract
And currently 340k $BAMBOO sitting in the Bamboo Roll smart contract
All that $BAMBOO could be yours
But only if you've got the hot hand 🐼🎋
ordiscan.com/alkane/BAMBOO_…
Alkane Pandas is synonymous with open source innovation on native Bitcoin
Interested to see the innerworkings of the first PVP smart contract on Bitcoin? Want to apply it to your own tokens?
Look no further than the @AlkanePandas GitHub page 🐼👇
github.com/alkanepandas/p…
GM ☀️
Did a vibe check in a few Ordinals discords. Most are very quiet.
Many have that "Why would anyone sell at these prices?" sentiment.
If there's ever a clear sell signal, it's that sentiment. No one is coming to save your bags.
The initial excitement that Ordinals brought has pretty much died down. Most teams that capitalized on the hype are long gone.
We're in the phase where active teams have better odds of thriving and surviving. There will come a time when some brands become strong enough to thrive on its own. But we're a long way from that. Most will simply become irrelevant.
Your choices are to join the projects still grinding and actively building, or hold your down bad bags to zero and eventually leave the space. Yeah, that maybe harsh. But it's the only choice you've got. And I hope you make the right one.
Vibes may be down, but the fundamentals remain the same.
Ordinals are the best way to create non-fungible assets on the strongest decentralized network to ever exist.
Hope to see you all in @TheWizardsOfOrd discord ✨
GreenPots Bank PSA
The goblins have been hard at work...
2 new vaults now open:
🧪 MIST / ✨ DUST #2
✨ DUST / ✨ DUST
Fresh, new, data-centric Bank UI
Next vault to open:
@MethaneFund
Phase 3...
🧪✨🪙 >🪄
🧪🪄 > 🐉
✨🔥 + 🐉 > 🐲
Link:
mint.lasereyes.build
Signed up for the Twitter Sniper workflow on PlayHub
pretty impressive tbh @PlayAInetwork
use my code "RendeR" to sign up and earn a bonus at hub.playai.network
GM ☀️
Spellbound, the first ever sentient inscriptions collection, is a little over 15 months now!
➔ ordinals.com/inscription/45…
Spellbound inscriptions need to be paired with the associated @TheWizardsOfOrd. If the link breaks, gen-art enters a BSOD state. This makes this one of the most unique generative art collections tied to a PFP.
➔ x.com/lifofifo/statu…@Brunno_UTXO asked me yesterday about the current state of dead and alive spellbounds. That got me curious too, so I ran some numbers.
Out of the 3,333 original Spellbounds, only 1,362 survive today. Rest have been lost to the glitch, forever waiting to be restored ✨