rendy ali

Selamat mudik idul Fitri, saya akan kembali ke kota saya kamerun.. sebagai bek biasa

@hv2henry Apal Will, khas Ponti apan Wiil

@rendyali Teu boga resepna uy mun pisang goreng mah. Cobaan geura pisang kipas geunaheun.

Setelah nyoba beberapa pisang goreng madu, nampaknya gw lebih suka pisang goreng kipas. Vanilin >>> fenetil asetat.

Erm… that doesn’t sound right? 😂

@kiwisinpelos @0laribiwa Good one 🤣

@0laribiwa Catelyn, I fucked a white walker

What lie do you think Ned would've told Catelyn if Jon's hair was silver like a Targaryen?

Malah begitu 🥲

Lu orang kaya apa miskin?

Doa warga Tamansari Kebon Bibit yg didzalimi RK itu pedih guys... RK ngundang bukber warga di balkot, warga ngisi ttd daftar hadir, itu ttd daftar hadir dijadikan ttd persetujuan penggusuran kawasan perkampungan di Tamansari Kebon Bibit buat dibangun rusun jelek cc @elisa_jkt

Englishman: "That your dog?" Welshman: "Aye" Englishman: "Mind if I speak to him?' Welshman: "Dog don't talk.” Englishman: “Hey dog, how's it going?" Dog: "Doing all right." Welshman: (look of shock) Englishman: “Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the Welshman) Dog: "Yep." Englishman: “How's he treating you?" Dog: "Very good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the park once a week to play." Welshman: (Look of total disbelief!) Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your horse?" Welshman: "Horse don't talk.” Englishman: "Hey horse how's it going?" Horse: "Cool." Welshman: (Extreme look of shock!) Englishman: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Welshman) Horse: "Yep." Englishman: "How's he treating you?" Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a nice stable to protect me from the weather." Welshman: (Look of total amazement!) Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?" Welshman: "That sheep's a fucking liar!!”

1312.

Dude visits the last blockbuster and nostalgia hits

@suftandar Tah kitchuuu

Lagu-lagu yang selama ini dirasa overheard, dirasa itu lagi itu lagi sampe bosen, bisa jadi suatu saat malah jadi lagu yang legend. Penuh dengan cerita

@suftandar Bdg cuy? Ketemuan dong yu

Ngeliat orang-orang yang belanja di Griya Antapani. Kulit2nya pada putih bersih dan seger gitu. Itu faktor apa ya? Udara kah? Air kah? Atau keturunan? 🤔

@plisitin @GerakinUI Cuaaaakkzzz

This is why I pay for the internet

Carletto per sempre uno di noi❤️🖤

@cupcakehuggs Nana kirain masih ABG

"ih doi ternyata udah tua ya 28 taun" .... meanwhile baru sadar diri ini juga otw 28😭😔

Berkat partai dan politikus seperti Dasco dkk yang ingin kendali penuh atas MK lewat revisi UU, hakim-hakim MK jadi merasa senasib. Dua putusan soal syarat pencalonan Pilkada membubarkan semua transaksi dagang sapi gerombolan partai dan politikus ini. Terima kasih, Dasco.