reni 🦌🫜

don't allow your worries to ruin your day 💖

me at 11.59pm on december 31st

check the files again, that's all i'm saying

not loving the grinch's arc of villain -> anti-hero -> Big Christmas's Official Spokesperson, something smells off here

sometimes it is restorative to simply yell I WAS TOLD BY APPLECARE at the sky, at the sea, into a pillow, in your head

channel 4 really said rule of three 😤😤😤

"it's just a love actually reference" no it's not, is this keira knightley the actor or keira knightley the character saying "please say you haven't got cue cards" in the waitrose christmas advert? she's said that she didn't like that scene so was this ac[sound fades out]

there are five bank holidays in the first half of the year, three in the second, but when i'm president, there will be at least one bank holiday every month, and at least two named after me

descaling my kettle... fellas... we all know what that means... amirite 😏

when the bus has no adverts, just local fun facts, poems, and art

who was the first person to discover that any children's song slowed down sounds ominous? i imagine they had a kid playing with a toy that was running low on its batteries and were like "damn, that's annoying... kinda spooky though..."

my mum's just told me she wanted to be a car mechanic when she was younger but she got told she can't because she's a girl, and i really really really don't want to say this explains a lot about her, but: This Explains A Lot About Her

with zootopia 2 in the cinemas, i am back on my soapbox saying: i don't like that zootopia is called zootropolis in some markets, the pun of zootopia does not work with zootropolis, i hate the word zootropolis with my whole life

purple first! don't even know what the word in that connections group means!

santa blobby, blobby blobby blobby blobby blob-by blobby blobby blobby santa blobby, blobby blobby blobby blobby blob

finally remembered the terrible thought i had during music bingo last night at my gym's christmas party

it's always "what were you doing at the devil's sacrament", and never "how were you doing at the devil's sacrament"

spotify wrapped: where the meaning of words goes to die

afternoon nap star

me: they don't want me to be warm and cosy my one logical brain cell: who? who doesn't? me, burying into my nest of blankets like a snake hiding itself in sand: ...theyyyy

even though some scenes made me cringe, you cannot deny that sinners is a beautifully shot film