juniper b. jones 🐞🐌🍄

Cap n crunch n coke

boys’ instagram is soooo scary

once again crying thinking about gilbert as a kitten

i know propaganda works on me bc i like diet coke now

nobody is going to congratulate me the way kerry would have congratulated me. everybody’s biggest cheerleader. anyways

facing just as much wrath telling people i’m not walking at grad school graduation as when i tell people i don’t want kids

unlike my tattoos, my rings all have special meaning

my iud is still awol

crazy how helena beat is the greatest song ever made

@nichegrandma i’m so glad you like it 💞

@rennyjenae That’s a pretty good one

rate my condiment selection

@cheezitfan1 are you scared of me bc you know i’ve thrown up you’ve cleaned it up even

I know this is absurd but I've felt this way my entire life and maybe it's just a form of emetophobia but I don't really think so cuz the actual sight of puke or someone puking doesn't really bother me that much I just feel scared of people who I know have done it

Idk why I'm like this but if I see someone throw up or even simply know that they did I don't even have to see it i can never look at them the same way again... every time I see them after that all I can think is "they threw up"

boomers will never understand the necessesity to occasionally slack off at an agency that sorely undervalues its employees

getting drunk on a bottle of wine at the mill, tweeting when i’m supposed to be doing homework, feelin like it’s 2017 again!

my entire pinky toe nail randomly fell off and i asked my bf to put it in his locket and he said “um why don’t you give me something nice to put in there instead” wtf

getting dinner w former congressman lee terry at dirty birds tn

@cheezitfan1 left left left

HELP which one should I wear to Chappell tonight the theme is my kink is karma ...: I'm wearing the boots either way . Or should I keep brainstorming ???

you’re in his DMs he’s sending me the latest trump indictment doc along with his detailed synopsis

@pietrgrighin ok but the lighter jeans and brown combo is classic and iconic. love this fit and your hair looks so good too 😻

@maxidude84 a giant nuclear furnace (furnace)

look how cute my sweetie is!! we all knew i was destined to date a virgo