Reno Shaw

me: me: me: me: me: employee at Mirrors Unlimited: sir do you need some help

Waking up after you were so sure you wouldn’t forget the hilarious meme you just came up with in your sleepy brain

The Car Fox is a monstrosity and I want its blood on my hands

The world if my friends played Minecraft with me everyday

@SpiderBailey ✋🏼

anyone else feel an inherent guilt or shame alongside almost everything that brings them pleasure??

Snarling like a dog and attacking the tv every time a youtube video does the animation to like subscribe and turn on alerts

@RavenKingPeyton HowwwwwwwDEE

how ya gonna scroll past without sayin howdy?

Sometimes it sucks to have friends who love starting a bit. You don’t have to keep rolling with my dumb joke, just say lol and move on

My cat hoping just ONCE this can of tuna is for him

@SpiderBailey Take that back

reno is gonna be the next detroit

Some people are so fucking stupid 🙄 Some people are really smart though. Also, some people are of average intelligence.

@SpiderBailey yet

@renoashaw she doesn't even appreciate what she has!!!

should i shave a slit in my eyebrow for fun?

@HammerFist3 That’s one heck of a shirt, guy

Got a new shirt today

What is he planning

@zipoffs Is that not him?

joe pera should have played dahmer

@RavenKingPeyton What’s wrong CUSTOMER you’ve hardly touched your EXTRA VALUE BIG MAC MEAL

mcdonalds app is a little clingy. i already went there today bb, you don’t need to try and bring me back in. the notification is for a big mac deal, i don’t even like big macs

@bby_syd I’ve seen this so many times. Like… in the hot dead summer around here??? That’s when you wanna take your cute pics??

I’m one of the few people using twitter correctly by posting once a month at most. Alright, see ya in September or maybe January I don’t give a shit