AL

Oh you who have believed, let not people ridicule each other, perhaps they may be better than them nor let women ridicule other women perhaps they may be better than them. And don't insult one another and don't call each other by offensive nicknames... (49:11)

@wafflingbard @audasidi Surely you mean sAlman Khan. And yeah my name is Al Ready

My grandma but yeah. She cooked. I really want to meet a weeb irl and pull the "Watashi wa Al desu"

Probably start with "I've", follow it up with "moved", and finish strong with "on"

@iixixixviixiii I'll retweet anyone who's a comedic genius. Not my fault I am the only one on this app. Yes offense to my oomfs.

You people that don’t repost anything or retweet anything think you’re so special, don’t you?

@pathangladiator sorr

@rep_stosb stop lying to me

I don't know how to tell you this buddy but that's a fawn.

Hatred is not a healthy emotion. I wonder if there's a book about letting sh*t go or better yet not giving a f*ck in the first place.

Really in touch with my feminine side today (ruined my mood by overthinking something that will never happen)

My 2¢ on male-female friendship is it can work as long as both of them are in a good place in life. The moment one of them is going through a rough patch and feeling sad/vulnerable and want to feel good, one of them (*cough* the guy *cough*) is going to make it complicated.

Anyways, let us know when one of them hits you with that "I have a crush on someone. You know her very well" text.

@marxsidi Alhamdulillah. Life has been interesting. Currently in the middle of a j*b change so I am just locked in like I've never locked in before. I hope you've been well too.

Eid Mubarak, y'all! تَقَبَّلَ اللهُ مِنَّا وَمِنكُم

@saltpeppertomat That's crazy. Who calls in 2025? Seriously tho, sorry to hear that. I hope you feel better soon.

@rep_stosb it was wayyy worse. and the caller was a v close relative

thought someone called me to ask if my health improved (im sick) but nooooooooo they called me to yell at me about my lack of marriage

@mythotsandhoes or maybe I rushed through the stories coz I was not enjoying them.

@mythotsandhoes I read the first volume and around half of the second volume about 7 years ago in like 4 days so I hardly remember any of it but I do remember not enjoying it that much due to this. It's entirely possible that I missed the clues because I rushed through the stories

@saltpeppertomat I loved M but my mind was blown when I reached W coz it turned the whole thing upside down. Definitely a must read for everyone.

@rep_stosb when i reached M, i had to pause and put the book down for a while cus whoa what was that!? incredible book. one of my most memorable reads ever!

cr “My First Book of ABC” by Can be Wiped Clean

@painsawgirl I've taken L all my life so it was easy. I struggled with Y coz I didn't have an answer.

@rep_stosb i don’t know how you will take the L…