Bob Gnarly

Baby #2 is here! 1 is like 1. 2 feels like 10. Wish I was rich enough to afford a nanny!

@SydneyJadeT Spilt

I’m 31, 120 lbs, recently divorced. Describe me in one word.

@Gavin_McInnes I can hear his wife mouth breathing behind the camera. I bet they were arguing about their decision because she was remorseful about it and then Seth was like “here let’s make a video about why we chose not to procreate.” And then made this video.

The guy decided not to have kids because he needed more spare time. His wife carried their dog in a baby backpack and almost killed herself when it died.

@Bornakang Her schloobs got all stretched out from being a plumperton

Barbie Ferreira in 2021 vs Barbie Ferreira in 2026

In the mating arena before a love affair begins, men have 3 things that attract women: youth, wealth or status. The first expires and the other two can be got and held for life. AK has two of the 3, and even at 60, he’s healthy and virile. He’ll continue to attract women of all ages.

she’s a fucking child let’s start there

@CinemaTweets1 Far and away is criminally underrated

@MomsPostingLs @FunPlymouth It’s true. However, if you go to the nude beach in San Diego, then you’ll see fit men naked, but you’ll also see them strolling on the beach with full erections. So, keeping your body frumpy and unattractive is actually a polite thing to do if you’re a nudist.

@FunPlymouth It's crazy how nudists are some of the fattest unattractive people. Like if your going to run around like this, at least hit the gym.

@NickJFuentes I tune in for the social commentary, I look forward to your takes on American culture and society. That’s the comedy gold. I skip the political coverage.

I’m getting really sick of politics honestly

@DrClownPhD Sure, if you’re at the beach. She’s probably got a bikini on under that.

Is this an appropriate way to dress in public? 🤔

@skumWgmi Dude, I’d love to relive my 30s. Best decade ever if you’re a bachelor. You peak physically and women of all ages find you attractive.

The loneliest age in the world is 34. Too old to be found at parties Too young to be taken seriously about being tired. Too broke to have figured it out. Too far in to start over. Just quietly drowning in a life that looked right on paper.

@JRPMUSIC Bob Marley and the Wailers. Easy.

If you had to listen to music from one band or artist for 14 hours straight for two full years to get paid $140,000,000 Who are you choosing?

@DisrespectedThe @0hour1 No man, you’d be a happy man if your wife looked like this at 60 after 35 years of marriage and 4 grown up kids.

@0hour1 I think the before and after pictures of Pamela Anderson gave me PTSD.

Jumping Jesus

@0hour1 So depressing. She was a babe.

@BAMsEnergy All the brothas eventually marry a blonde Caucasian if they can pull one, because they know a good white woman in your corner is a super power.

At 63, Eddie Murphy ties the knot with Paige Butcher in a private Caribbean ceremony after nearly six years of engagement. Proof that when it’s right, it’s right no rush, just real.

@mamboitaliano__ Top right is a tranny?

Honestly, this aesthetic wouldn’t turn on the guys in Bukele’s maximum-security prison in El Salvador and they haven’t seen a woman in five years Go cook some pasta, ladies! 🍝😱

@FanbrizioRomero Why dont surfers get any love?

@cryptofergani You sound like every bear market post

ETH is dead BTC is too slow SOL is filled with scammers XRP is for old people What’s the solution?

@MbarkCherguia That’s not Costco

Woman films herself shopping at Costco to see how men react. Why do people do this?

@ZeerTWTs Tats are awful. Hilarious that they’re going out of style and all these rich people are gonna shell out millions to have them all lasered off.

La femme de theo Hernandez c’est la définition d’une finale ldc

@MikeyPopMuse He looks good, healthy. But he should stop waxing his chest and let the wolfman howl.

Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau in her yacht yesterday

@SandraV90250794 @renu_offcl Pienso que si tambien, pero me lo gusta

@replyguy888888 @renu_offcl Es glúteo artificial digo yo!

kim kardashian at 45 … proof that beauty only levels up 🥵🔥