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Welcome home Reid, Victor, Christina, and Jeremy! 🫶 The Artemis II astronauts have splashed down at 8:07pm ET (0007 UTC April 11), bringing their historic 10-day mission around the Moon to an end.

The Mutant is releasing a full Project Hail Mary soundtrack on vinyl. This limited collector’s box set includes 3 gold vinyls with Daniel Pemberton’s extended score, a zoetrope soundtrack record, plus a booklet with liner notes, a slipmat, and a patch.

@DigiSlinger @0x45o Yea but that’s like saying you can take a bike to work in 2 hr instead of driving for 30 min Yea it’s possible, but it’s nowhere near the best option or idea

@0x45o Is it wrong though? You just have to figure the acceleration and deceleration out properly.

gave chatgpt this trajectory it said “a straight line would be more efficient.” also proposed to launch from africa because it’s closer

When my daughter thinks she's gonna watch Bluey but its 6:24pm April 1st 2026

@ThngPhan1159642 @HubPointless It’s cool that’s why

@HubPointless Do visiting the moon does anything anymore beside being an achievement ? That have already been achieve by Neo Armstrong?

Guy who believes we went to the Moon in the 70s but not in 2026

Pizza Hut is bringing back its wild hot dog stuffed crust pizza for baseball season Each slice has a whole hot dog baked into the crust, but only in Canada

@Leg0King @actualjib Work cited:

@actualjib They don’t even make cars out of metal anymore— where do you plan on getting some?

Hear me out: these but sheet metal.

Drinking a Shirley temple outta a cocktail glass like it’s high society

@FiZxMiKe @flyosity “He didn’t die, he actually committed suicide”

Short answer: no Medium answer: yes

Anecdotal evidence isn’t real evidence mfs when I show them proof it’s true

@BromoCPA @Georgiagirl84 @CarrieCnh12 A crack pipe probably

What the fuck?!

I think this makes me sad more than angry now that Incels are like this, like bro life gets so much better when you’re not screaming at woman like 95% of your day

If you use generative AI you’re taking away his water 🥺🥺

elmo realizing some people just can’t be taught the alphabet

@NodrogIce @nocontextmemes You’re right That is a bitchy response

@nocontextmemes Bitchy response, but if I was the landlord and someone asked me questions about utility costs, noise levels and on-street parking, I'd be concerned that if I rented to them they would bombard me with complaints about issues that have f-all to do with me.

Heartwarming: Elmo teaches NHL player the alphabet

Vague posting is genuinely a plague on this app

@mage_leader @Garbear0II9 Rtas Vadum slander

@Garbear0II9 Alright. So that's one Sangheli. Tell me, what does Master Chief typically do when he encounters the rest of the Covenant?

One of his main homies, if not his main man, is a fucking alien.