Liz Resko

Just spent 28 frustrating minutes with Barnes and Noble customer service. Will never buy from them again. Worst experience ever.

Morka, making her acting debut as Tabby, a pet cat in the Lincoln WH, in the @ALPLM #PresidentialPelfie contest

Sparkly and her favorite president, #presidentialpelfie @alplm

Things to be banned in the office: hardboiled eggs, drugstore perfume, keyboard slamming, tuneless whistling

You know what, I've decided that for me at least, twitter us a big waste of time

My day immediately improves when I hear and see the Ebony Hillbillies in Times Square subway station.

so bored I'm tempted to eat the last piece of cake in the kitchen!

I'll be happy when this move is finally over.

Someone just asked for soy milk in his coffee-jeez, this is Dunkin Donuts! Get a clue!

Have I mentioned how much I love my job lately? No?

Just saw a big fashion "don't"! Weird combination: men's dirty white T, multiple strands of pearls, long beach skirt, topsiders. WTF?

You know things are bad when people steal your lunch and ice cream out of the refrigerator at work.

“@martinodavid: I tried singing Bon Jovi 1nce, wasn't easy at all” yeah, Dave, I think I have a tape of that somewhere!

Well, I guess that's better than the other way around!

Should I worry that my 8 year old daughter has her first crush, and it's her 20 year old skating teacher?

Personal day almost over (sigh) back to the office tomorrow.

Nothing like having the 2nd cup of the day in my favorite cafe in West Village! yfrog.com/kh50khj

First this nut ate two stinky hardboiled eggs on the 1 train, then she started flossing yfrog.com/eh4h4fj

@martinodavid I have no idea why what I said is mean, I was just being goofy!

@martinodavid I think YOU should wear your hair in a ponytail more.