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@BigTech404 What. You have a problem with deep fried rings and crunchy cams? 😜

@responder224 probably not

@BigTech404. AI will prevent this....right? 😜

Muy buenos días a tod@s!!!

“Blurry” - Puddle Of Mudd Killer Performance!

Sums up posting on X these days

Bro just robbed them legally

Helpful tips for making BBQ food taste better!

But narcan is easier to get

Cats are so randoms

@AJNlive @HarrisonHSmith Yes. Christians must love your neighbor as yourself self and turn the other cheek. Moslems love jesus too.

THAT’S CRAZY! Should Muslims Be Able to Create Their Own Cities In America, You’d Do It For Christians? “YES, We Want to do it for Christians and Not Muslims and We Don’t Need To Give You A Reason Why.” @HarrisonHSmith 🔴WATCH THE LIVE STREAM!👇 x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

I bet she supports Israel and Ukraine 100%.

@Christ_insanity 😹

MEMPHIS MAN ARRESTED AFTER TRYING TO TRADE HIS WIFE FOR A USED BASS BOAT AND $400 (PLUS A LITTLE SOMETHING TO SWEETEN THE DEAL) MEMPHIS, TN — Because apparently Craigslist was down, a 54-year-old Memphis man wandered into Bass Pro Shops on Tuesday morning and attempted to negotiate what he confidently described as a “fair market trade”: his wife of 23 years… for a slightly questionable 14-foot aluminum fishing boat and $400 cash. Authorities say Ronnie Buckley-Jenkins approached the boat counter at exactly 11:14 a.m. (because of course he did), pointed at a boat priced at $4,200, and asked, “What would it take to walk outta here with that one?” When the associate gave him the price, Ronnie countered with a package deal that included: His wife, Denise $400 cash A bag of frozen catfish “to close the deal” Bold strategy. Shockingly, the employee did not immediately ring it up. Ronnie then stood at the counter for 41 minutes… just marinating in confidence. During that time, he presented a printed document titled “WIFE-FOR-BOAT TRANSFER AGREEMENT” (yes, in all caps, because professionalism). Highlights from the masterpiece include: A 14-day return policy (because customer satisfaction matters) A notarization by his cousin… who is absolutely not a notary A “best features” section listing “doesn’t snore” and “can clean a bass” An “as-is condition disclosure,” because we’re keeping things honest A checkbox marked “VERY GENTLY USED” (sir…) Meanwhile, Denise was sitting in the truck outside, completely unaware she had been bundled into a clearance deal next to a boat with a hole in the hull. The Bass Pro employee did what any reasonable human would do: pretended to “check with a manager” and immediately called the police. When deputies arrived, things only got better: Denise reportedly responded with a deeply philosophical, “He WHAT.” Ronnie insisted the trade was “fair market value” The boat… again… had a hole in it The employee was later offered a $50 gift card for surviving the interaction Denise has since filed for divorce, citing what legal experts are now calling “the boat thing.” When asked for comment, Ronnie stood by his decision, stating, “It came with a trolling motor.” Denise, however, offered a slightly different perspective: “I have a job. I have a HOME. I did not sign up to be traded like a dented canoe.” Somewhere in Memphis, a Bass Pro employee is still staring into the middle distance, wondering how their day went from selling fishing gear to rejecting a human barter system straight out of 1823...

No bullshit I could watch these videos of people getting scared for literal hours. Make this shit a whole ass channel on cable and I’ll have that on while I’m doing chores 🤣

@historigins Now. When a tiger does this. Turn around, drop to knees and bend over. It will leap frog over you thinking you're playing. (Works 23.4% of the time) 👍

Tiger gives cameraman 3 warnings before charging

They shot at the sky and the sky shot back 😂😂😭