It was a GI Jane joke

Zyn -> my mouth -> urinal

My khakis are piss magnets

⭐️NBA 3/10 PLAY OF THE DAY⭐️ Bam Adebayo u 35.5 pr 🔥 - Bam Adebayo is only averaging 28.8 pr per game, giving us crazy value!! He flew under last visit w the wizards, and a spread of 15.5 gives us more value w blowout potential 10❤️ and we’ll drop play #2 as we try to go back to back sweeps!🧹

Bam gonna wake up with that drug test stapled to his forehead

No one inbound the ball quicker than a dude who got dunked on. Every time

“What makes you get out of bed in the morning” as he’s shaving your balls

Vic blends but for pubes

My morning piss can go stream for stream w anyone

Bill Gates popped his pussy with Microsoft 11

Pay us what you owe us

Things I want a girl to do to my wiener

I don’t care if my a/c filters have radioactive dogshit smeared over them. Put them back and change the damn oil

It was a GI Jane joke

On my soul that’s a slang. Z tell em

Ctrl Shift L is on the podium with Ctrl C and Ctrl V

This foo @JJSpaun just chipped on the green

Call my dick the free nyt crossword the way it’s mini