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@orengo_james You should pay Malcom, Mwecheche is a trademark.

Nakuru mambo ni MWECHECHE. Tunakuja !

@Kanatunga Replace waste with use.

if u have money, u can waste ur time in different ways

@ctreid89 In the US, in third world country the HR is the manager's side chick.

How to make Human Resources nervous.

@kilundeezy Wewe huna savings na si ati juu ya kumsikiliza. Ukipatwa na shida utaunda WhatsApp Group uanze kusumbua watu.

Kuna myu ataskiza huyu jamaa na akose kusave haha

@wanjiru_coco @B3laze Two colleagues conceived with the IUD on. Explanation, their spouses were cheating so when they come home the thrusts push it out of place.

@retekpik @B3laze ni jaba tu and it's impossible because of where it's placed

Hii story ya IUD imenikumbusha hii joke

@wanjiru_coco @B3laze It could be poor work from the doctors.

@B3laze all of a sudden nyi wote mko kwa iyo 1% mkuje na evidens

@VERITY_HQ Totally wrong.

1) Women don’t raise children , they don’t have the capacity to . 2) father figure is so important in the life of any child. 3) any man raised by a single mother, is a threat to the society. Watch this video below and understand 👇

@DonnaLouise1212 They have saved her, the pain is still with her. She has not healed.

Thank god the people around her were alert. I hope she's okay. 💔💔😪

@charles_watts Hincapie loves action. He wants to be part of every game. I love him!

Hincapie back in training for Arsenal today. An unexpected boost for the squad ahead of another huge week.

@Moviefreek996 Skit

See what happened today in my compound guys

@Morris_Monye I just want to be like this, it would make me great. I react so much. I am working on it.

I used to have a babe back in the day who was a human “Golden retriever”. Nothing made her angry ever. They exist I promise.

@ThaEuropeanLad Trey

No biased answers. Who's truly the biggest on FT?

@NoContextHumans No wonder they are not at the world cup.

Italian fast food

@theberneese @UTDTrey vibes. Man Utd lost on his first Old Trafford visit.

14 games 14 wins at the Camp Nou And you decide to lose the day that I come to the Camp Nou for the first time💔

@AmericaPapaBear The filmer.

🚨MUST SEE: Shocking footage shows a MORBIDLY OBESE 12-year-old boy attacking and beating on his MOTHER for refusing to give him more food. This is a HUGE issue in America these days. Not only are people and children WAY too fat and unhealthy, but it creates mental health issues.

@primevideosport English improved.

@moneyacademyKE Royal Media Services do not offer services on credit

MPs have rejected approval of Sh826 million to settle pending bills owed to media houses. Top media houses owed include: — Nation Media Group – Sh411 million — Standard Group – Sh229 million — Mediamax – Sh191 million — Kenya Yearbook Editorial Board – Sh19.5 million

@Crypto_Diet Naira

You will touch ₦10m before your Birthday

@ochiengachie @AokoOtieno_ Taswira.

@AokoOtieno_ Wenye tunasomanga vitu tukivisualize tumeshawatch a whole movie in our minds😂😂😂

Woi...! This one is direct from Tyler Perry studios! You recall ile scandal ya huyu na her chief of staff, former Ramogi (Royal Media) employee, Charles Odhiambo caught in hotel room? Here is how events unfolded. The name Wanga is her husband's! Gladys comes from Wang'aya, Muhoroni, which is a subclan from SAKWA. That is why Raila favoured her, and folks like Ochilo Ayacko, Gavana Migori It is b'coz of Sakwa thing. The current MP, K'yoo, used to sleep with, or should I say, inherited Glady's mother after her Dad died Her entry into politics ilianzia hapo, though Kajwang Gerald the late was her breakthrough So Wanga the man had been suspecting the affair, bro began tracking Charles' phone Wife thought she was KGB. Left smart phone home, carried mulika mwizi, akidhani hiyo ni safety measure 🚮 On the day ya miti kuteleza, Wanga saw location ya Charles reading at a 5 star hotel in Nairobi He carried two heavy bouncers, packed his pistol and headed there. Reception tried zile za "oh, it is against our policy bla bla," mzee akatoa bunduki! "Give me access to the room or!" Ati, "Okay Sir. On condition that you leave the gun here at reception", not knowing one of the bouncers amebeba ka nyundo Si akapewa these card keys. Slide, enter room! Found Gavna and Charlie hata hawajafika bed. Wako foreplay heavy on the couch after two bottles of panty dropper Her undies ziko kwa wig, tongue ya Odhis is on her bean like Bosco za matanga zikirarua remains ya slaughtered cow Akalima wife vibare as the weidas fell on Charlie, ngumi na nyundo, Gavana akaponyoka in the commotion, Ran to the reception, wakamficha na kumpea simu. She had number ya Ogeta offhead, akampigia and begged to talk to Jakom Jakom saizo alikuwa system, si ni hapa juzi akishikana na Rais. Jakom simu kwa wakuu, wakuu to NIS Si ndio walitoa Wanga scene of crime. By the time Tea tunapata was 2 months later! After Charles was airlifted abroad for specialized treatment because hao bouncers held him as hubby hit his balls na nyundo They made sure hawezi mbao tena, EVER! It was peaky blinders, plus sons of anarchy script combined! On his return, he was fired from Homabay and deployed to Kisumu under Nyong'o. Organized by Rao. Ako huko sai. Ndio uone Wanga kept fainting when Raila died. Huyo ndio alikuwa akimtoa kwa noma Sai amebaki ku bribe MPs because wakiongea, she is done! Hata sijaguza the sweetest part!

@AbdiZeila Europe was like this in the 1700s,The church was centre stage.

After gallivanting all over RSA, all I see is a massive wealth gap between the two main races. Their lives in the same country couldn't be more different. Evolution is the reason, I suspect. Two races, two very different ways of doing things. It is a weekend, one race retreats to the churches and the shebeens, the other one heads to mountain redoubts to hike and enjoy their wealth.