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@returnofthebean
two vast and trunkless legs of stone stand in the desert.... near them, on the sand, one vast trunk
22 she/her | EST🕜 Katılım Ağustos 2021
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Do you ever start writing a comment on the internet and then think ''oh what the fuck am I going on about" and delete it
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@OverClockLasor @CptMuchoTexto it's *only* flanderization if it's official, otherwise it's just fans doing annoying fan stuff
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@CptMuchoTexto It's not flanderization if it's official, it's now the original!
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Haven't we had a word for this for like, twenty years?
Acervo Famiglia@AcervoFamiglia
Achei uma imagem que resume perfeitamente meu problema com alguns personagens de mdt
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People when you just want to have a conversation:
🧚♀️⭐@nwromantiqs
yesterday i went 2 uni wearing this necklace n a man deadass asked me “so… what’s the story behind that?” GIRL ITS JUST A DAMN NECKLACE OMGGGG
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Aged, putrefying terf absolutely ENRAGED at the outcome of a gay porn award is just an incredible genre of freak. Ma’am this award is literally for getting fucked in the ass. You don’t even go here!
Kate Barker-Mawjee@KateBMwriting
Gay men aren’t attracted to women, even if they cut off their breasts and take drugs to make them grow more hair. Only someone who truly loathes homosexuals would think this is OK.
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"Hey remember when we were little and mom would fucking trample us on the centrifuge"
Nature is Amazing ☘️@AMAZlNGNATURE
hamsters are wild
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I heard on r/nosleep every story has to plausibly been posted so like half of the stories end with like 'and then I received an express mail package with a laptop and a satellite modem' or 'luckily I found a computer online in the abandoned complex so I posted to reddit'
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@rabbitholebot doesn't the "oct" in october imply that it's the eighth month?
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Doesn't the "B" in LGBT imply there are only 2 genders?
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recollecting with a chuckle accidentally inducing an abortion with LSD. I bled all over my ex's flat to Merriwether Post Pavilion. when he suggested the hospital I grabbed him, looked him in his eyes, and said "Josh...I'm giving birth to YOU". The next day he came out as trans
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Just imagine being the guy at a national lab tasked with emptying a clip at a nuclear warhead
Casillic@Casillic
Small arms fire into Nuclear warhead wont set it off due to insensitive high explosives (IHE) being used in their design!
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I can’t even remember what the world is supposed to be like
Robert F. Kennedy Jr@RobertKennedyJr
Starling rescue today at Dulles Airport.
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A friend asks: “Has it occurred to anyone that the MAGAs think you have to show IDs at restaurants because they’ve been eating all their meals at strip clubs? This isn’t even an unreasonable theory”
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Blanche: "There's a lot of things we can be doing, like voter ID. Every time you walk into a restaurant you have to show ID. How about you have to show your idea to vote? That's not anything that's crazy."
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the reason this happens is really funny
raytheon figured out in like the 80s if they didn't make being gay as shameful in their corporate culture "give us state secrets or we'll tell everyone you're gay", a normally very effective blackmail technique, would not work as well
Roy Drones Jr@chiweethedog
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