Andrew Scott

Today I had a sat nav mishap But then was saved by a google map Just in time for Cranleigh Flat but also hilly And a marshal with flag and cloth cap. #runnerbliss #loveparkrun #ukrunchat

I did London Marathon 'MyWay' It was a tough but fantastic day Along the Thames towpath Now I need a warm bath To soak all the muscle pain away. @londonmarathon

Tomorrow I run a marathon I have 'til midnight to get it done London Marathon MyWay Going to be a fun day Raising some money for Lebanon. @LondonMarathon @PhoenixRunning2 2026tcslondonmarathonmyway.enthuse.com/pf/andrew-scott

My three hundredth was at Frimley Lodge A parkrun course I'd call a hodgepodge A miniature railway A canal and cafe And finally some tree roots to dodge. #runnerbliss #loveparkrun #ukrunchat

The Plens parkrun includes "the Bowl" Where the biting headwind did howl Up twenty three small steps Moving the quadriceps Onwards and upwards towards the goal. #runnerbliss #loveparkrun #ukrunchat

One's view of Ifield Mill pond depends On whether one enjoys hairpin bends I am glad I did learn The "Japanese U-turn" A pivot technique one recommends. #runnerbliss #loveparkrun #ukrunchat

There was a small dog in a neck scarf Who caused the crowd a bit of a laugh He wore a parkrun snood And looked a real posh dude Which made all the rest look like riff rarff. #runnerbliss #loveparkrun #ukrunchat

There was a loud woodpecker at Lloyd Whose drumming sound I really enjoyed Parkland to admire The hill a quagmire But yellow arrows were well deployed. #runnerbliss #loveparkrun #ukrunchat

@wfclimericks A win at last against The Robins With Jeremy finding the top-bins Three points on Friday night Makes the weekend alright The play-off push now really begins.

The last time that we headed out west We didn't quite play at our best But a Ngakia shot That was just far too hot Means we leave now with joy unsupressed #watfordfc #watford #efl

We did parkrun at Haldon Forest Where the hills are some of the steepest Rhododendron tunnel To the finish funnel One more done on my alphabet quest. #runnerbliss #loveparkrun #ukrunchat

Parkrun is a fun run not a race But I still like to run a swift pace I admired the sheep Over the mud they creep Then noticed my very loose shoe lace. #runnerbliss #loveparkrun #ukrunchat

Brooklands milestoners get a cape Over their shoulders and necks to drape Two hundred and ten more Is what I'm running for Five hundred bound and there's no escape. #runnerbliss #loveparkrun #ukrunchat

@wfclimericks Defeat lowered my mood pretty quick Until your poetic limerick Captured my thoughts so well The team just didn"t gel But Javi's too good to leave The Vic.

Another poor game at The Vic And I'm left feeling fed up and sick Of so much talent that's benched And a coach who's entrenched In a system that just doesn't click #watfordfc

Shoutouts to marshals Helen and Pete Who heard hundreds of wet, pounding feet Hi-vis volunteers Watchful eyes and ears At the heart of the parkrun drumbeat. #runnerbliss #loveparkrun #ukrunchat

The big garden birdwatch is complete Sadly this is today's only tweet No feathery friends seen What an hour it's been All I've recorded is two cold feet.

@wfclimericks We can all be glad of more good news: Away from our home we did not lose No pitchside ice or fog Or surface waterlog And your poetic post-match reviews.

At Blackburn, their fans just weren't there And for Watford the cupboard was bare I watched from the stand And saw just one punch land After that, I'd say, "Javi, beware!" #watfordfc

At Dinton Pastures a big birthday It was also her milestone day Fifty years and parkruns She ran with her loved ones While the rest of us shouted "hooray!" #runnerbliss #loveparkrun #ukrunchat

So many rounds at Egham Orbit You need to be alert and with it The motorway subway Kept the drizzle at bay But I'm still sat in my soggy kit. #runnerbliss #loveparkrun #ukrunchat

There is a congregant quite awry Who tells bad cracker jokes 'til July I started off laughing And then ha-ha-ha-ing But now just smile and inwardly cry.

@wfclimericks I am a novice limericist And slowly starting to get the gist In line three and line four Six syllables, no more It's poetry to good to resist.

@revajscott Sometimes, writing rhymes is a test When I have things to get off my chest All likes make me proud But, if I'm allowed, One coming from you: I feel blessed!

There's a saying, "You can't win 'em all" And at Bristol our chances seemed small Morris, Moussa, Petris Didn't fancy Wembley Like the rest, they just weren't on the ball #watfordfc