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Andrew Scott

@revajscott

pastor and parkrunner limericist

Katılım Mart 2015
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Andrew Scott@revajscott·
I did London Marathon 'MyWay' It was a tough but fantastic day Along the Thames towpath Now I need a warm bath To soak all the muscle pain away. @londonmarathon
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My three hundredth was at Frimley Lodge A parkrun course I'd call a hodgepodge A miniature railway A canal and cafe And finally some tree roots to dodge. #runnerbliss #loveparkrun #ukrunchat
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The Plens parkrun includes "the Bowl" Where the biting headwind did howl Up twenty three small steps Moving the quadriceps Onwards and upwards towards the goal. #runnerbliss #loveparkrun #ukrunchat
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One's view of Ifield Mill pond depends On whether one enjoys hairpin bends I am glad I did learn The "Japanese U-turn" A pivot technique one recommends. #runnerbliss #loveparkrun #ukrunchat
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There was a small dog in a neck scarf Who caused the crowd a bit of a laugh He wore a parkrun snood And looked a real posh dude Which made all the rest look like riff rarff. #runnerbliss #loveparkrun #ukrunchat
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There was a loud woodpecker at Lloyd Whose drumming sound I really enjoyed Parkland to admire The hill a quagmire But yellow arrows were well deployed. #runnerbliss #loveparkrun #ukrunchat
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@wfclimericks A win at last against The Robins With Jeremy finding the top-bins Three points on Friday night Makes the weekend alright The play-off push now really begins.
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Watford Limericks@wfclimericks·
The last time that we headed out west We didn't quite play at our best But a Ngakia shot That was just far too hot Means we leave now with joy unsupressed #watfordfc #watford #efl
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We did parkrun at Haldon Forest Where the hills are some of the steepest Rhododendron tunnel To the finish funnel One more done on my alphabet quest. #runnerbliss #loveparkrun #ukrunchat
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Parkrun is a fun run not a race But I still like to run a swift pace I admired the sheep Over the mud they creep Then noticed my very loose shoe lace. #runnerbliss #loveparkrun #ukrunchat
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Andrew Scott@revajscott·
Brooklands milestoners get a cape Over their shoulders and necks to drape Two hundred and ten more Is what I'm running for Five hundred bound and there's no escape. #runnerbliss #loveparkrun #ukrunchat
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@wfclimericks Defeat lowered my mood pretty quick Until your poetic limerick Captured my thoughts so well The team just didn"t gel But Javi's too good to leave The Vic.
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Watford Limericks@wfclimericks·
Another poor game at The Vic And I'm left feeling fed up and sick Of so much talent that's benched And a coach who's entrenched In a system that just doesn't click #watfordfc
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Shoutouts to marshals Helen and Pete Who heard hundreds of wet, pounding feet Hi-vis volunteers Watchful eyes and ears At the heart of the parkrun drumbeat. #runnerbliss #loveparkrun #ukrunchat
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Andrew Scott@revajscott·
The big garden birdwatch is complete Sadly this is today's only tweet No feathery friends seen What an hour it's been All I've recorded is two cold feet.
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@wfclimericks We can all be glad of more good news: Away from our home we did not lose No pitchside ice or fog Or surface waterlog And your poetic post-match reviews.
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Watford Limericks@wfclimericks·
At Blackburn, their fans just weren't there And for Watford the cupboard was bare I watched from the stand And saw just one punch land After that, I'd say, "Javi, beware!" #watfordfc
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Andrew Scott@revajscott·
At Dinton Pastures a big birthday It was also her milestone day Fifty years and parkruns She ran with her loved ones While the rest of us shouted "hooray!" #runnerbliss #loveparkrun #ukrunchat
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Andrew Scott@revajscott·
There is a congregant quite awry Who tells bad cracker jokes 'til July I started off laughing And then ha-ha-ha-ing But now just smile and inwardly cry.
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@wfclimericks I am a novice limericist And slowly starting to get the gist In line three and line four Six syllables, no more It's poetry to good to resist.
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Watford Limericks@wfclimericks·
@revajscott Sometimes, writing rhymes is a test When I have things to get off my chest All likes make me proud But, if I'm allowed, One coming from you: I feel blessed!
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Watford Limericks@wfclimericks·
There's a saying, "You can't win 'em all" And at Bristol our chances seemed small Morris, Moussa, Petris Didn't fancy Wembley Like the rest, they just weren't on the ball #watfordfc
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