crnahg yhor

@SFBART maybe a stupid question, but are trains skipping rockridge station?

it would be cool to be Randall Munroe. you can make extremely obscure jokes and instead of people staring at you blankly, they look up an explanation of the joke on a site specifically designed to explain your jokes

San Francisco said: "We'll pass" @karlthefog

@efortmanteau marrow!

to the person who abandoned a 6.6lb zucchini in Schenley Plaza thinking "surely someone will take this" you were right

@shirAdrenaline 😻 the dream

what if every time it rained it sounded like it was hailing indoors

the primary purpose of my air conditioner is actually to be a bone conductor for the rain, ensuring the loud percussion of precipitation on plastic is delivered directly into my aural canals

@etirabys i promise it's fine i have made it run out of toner. we got off brand toner a year or two ago. i print out so much shit. it hasn't run out again.

LOOK AT THE STUPID PAPER MAIL YOU GET. DO YOU THINK YOU LIVE IN A WORLD THAT IS BOTTLENECKED ON PAPER? come on, the real impediment is mental. If I get a printer, it won't work & I'll feel bad & it'll stick around forever in my room bc I'm bad at selling or trashing electronics

I have multiple deficits that keep me from being a good software engineer, and one is that I cannot read most documentation. I have hatred-induced illiteracy 'cannot' is strong. I could do it if e.g. my husband's life were at stake. But income and self respect are insufficient.

@ReliaRobot do you mean top sheet is missing in lieu of only a duvet, or do you mean naked mattress

@efortmanteau bears have been sighted in your neighborhood

why did they make smoky the bear sexy

@ReliaRobot however i love the equally decadent Two Duvet lifestyle one day i'll combine the two

@ReliaRobot hours later i'm still jealous of people living the starfish lifestyle

old motel, santee, south carolina, 1979

@paulaforbes i thought i was totally alone in the world, telling websites that they broke their rss feeds

I CAN GET AN RSS OF BOOK DEALS NOW?! we have advanced to 2012, at least

holy shit publishers marketplace redesign? i think that website has looked exactly the same since i started covering cookbooks in....2008

@ReliaRobot noooo

please come see the capsule with me as soon as possible

@SFMOMA oh fuck! i'm too excited to say anything coherent!

In addition to the acquisition of Capsule A1302, we have collected nine photographs by Noritaka Minami from his series 1972, documenting the unique interiors of living at the Nakagin Capsule Tower between 2010-2022. Learn more: bit.ly/42AxdFB

@thomasastle takanaka!

My lamps arrived.

I can’t stop buying lamps

@jeeeberts it's like patriotic toothpaste