Rachel

Me on Twitter pretending that this is a totally normal, healthy place to be spending so much of my time.

@beefytopdog Did it leave a big blood splat?? 🩸🩸

I think I have at least 40 mosquito bites on my legs 🤪

@bluetsss Agree :'( I'm back in town the 2nd through the 8th!

@rgkuzma I miss you too!! Need to hang out

Working on my potential wedding invite list and realizing no one really texts me

@_andmcg Yeah seriously! I’m not even doing a solid list right now I’m just trying to get a general idea of numbers 😅 it adds up fast!

@bluetsss It’s ok! I am too I always message people and then accidentally ghost because I get ADD. I just miss my friends. 🥲 don’t worry I didn’t need your name in my texts to know ❤️❤️

@rgkuzma Sorry I’m bad at texting

@talluchan literally so gorgeous - that shell!!!

saw a dirty turt today

@_andmcg 👀

@bluetzz ahhhh yess all you gotta do is put this shit out there I love it!

I aspire to have the confidence of an adult busty woman in braces

It feels like every photographer I follow is buying houses and townhouses rn and I’m just here like 🙃

Not enough lizards in NYC imo

In case you thought I was here to have fun

@beefytopdog That’s the best bit!!! & agreed. 🥹 Me too. I can’t wait till I can meet one of my girls irl but the closest geographically is in Maine 🥲❤️

Anyone else have a sacred group chat filled with only people you know from the internet?

Bitch I made it

Wow I forgot what PBI was like during season what a nightmare

Believe it or not I’m back at an airport

I feel like a changed woman, I knew things were bad and I was in pain but truly had no idea it was THAT bad.

My masseuse was just at war with my back for 45 minutes. There were many points in which it was unclear who was winning. Grunts of effort made by all. He wasn’t prepared for it to put up such a fight, but in the end he won, and in many ways, my back won too.