Rhett Ard

WELCOME BACK #56ard

Watching the Free Larry Hoover Concert right now. He must’ve been a great guy with a flawless track record to get these two to do a concert together right? youtu.be/ByVDbWl5LUc?si…

Public transit is the most overrated thing in the entire world

5 things Europe does wrong - Washers - No dryers - Low rated halfback vision(they can’t walk right) - poor manners - Water bottle caps - no protein

If it wasn’t for the croissant I just ate I’d most likely be getting arrested for sending an anti France tweet out just now

For the record I birdied this hole. I’ll take 1 point for USA

Fuck it we ball I guess…

If I could go back I’d be Mexican

Just mobbed a guy at the putting green. Both arrived at 6:15. Decided to play a mind game with him to assert dominance and refuse to leave before him. 8:25 rolls around and we both can barely see the ball. I hold out and he walks off in the dark at 8:30. #tigermentality

@stevewilldoit BTC

I turn 27 today. Sending someone 2.7k BTC cuz I love u. U changed my life. You aren’t fake demonic motherfuckers like everyone else in my life . I love u . Comment btc and like

Does scrolling on your laptop make it less destructive? (I am on my mac rn)

You’re only 3 margs away from a million dollar business idea. Keep drinking

Take every dollar out of my bank account Kanye. Go on tour and I am front row

UFC prelims are underrated

Maybe this is a terrible take but it doesn’t quite make sense to me that you can’t hit 2 off the tee when your drive is OB or drop and hit 3 laterally at point of entry.

Slot machines are like walking through a cemetery

With the first pick in the 2025 4th of July Draft it’s Apple, Busch Apple

I prep to drink like Phellps prepped for medals. - 2 Liters of water - 3 eggs and toast (protein) - Electrolytes First beer is now on the clock

@NUCLRGOLF BE THE NUMBER

You’re either a converse guy or a blazer guy there’s no in between

@Wayne_KerrX Hit a morning casino run?

@rhett_ard Me Saturday but no one knew I was about to shoot a 79

In a casino full of people that don’t know I just shot a 79 today. What a shame