
my friend told me to keep an official log of my misadventures in clinical medicine because i'm a comedy magnet so here it comes
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my friend told me to keep an official log of my misadventures in clinical medicine because i'm a comedy magnet so here it comes

BIRTH CONTROL SHOULD BE FOR MEN… IT SHOULD HAVE ALWAYS BEEN FOR MEN

when will the world realize 9–5 was never designed for women?? the 40-hour workweek was made for men in the industrial era. women have shorter circadian rhythms, hormonal cycles, stronger stress responses, and quicker cognitive fatigue. it completely misaligns with our biology











