tricky ricky

ha chuah sneeze on that thang ‼️‼️

@c0rdell yeah go ahead and log off for me

computer fart on it mesozoic style

@c0rdell bro i spent most of my work day inventoring 74 doors shouldve taken some off my hands

Bought twelve 32x80 interior doors, hoping that gets me through the summer🙏

@c0rdell finally we got chicago cincinnati and another bloomington

If i see that god damn snapchat of the ww2 leprechaun i sent to mezlin 6 years ago one more time im going to ult

been 10 years since i wasnt diabetic. no correlation at all im sure

been 10 years since i last puked

@DJFATMORON and they just put francis in a wig

I haven’t watched full house in a decade maybe but seeing it again makes me realize the whole show is basically that one episode of Malcolm in the middle where the boys become girls

Pretty crazy draft night. Didn’t see this coming, thank you.

@c0rdell this guy never stops talking

Put krispy kreme 2012 on the aux and got sent to the pocket dimension

Call of duty calling cards your bald cousin runs

@c0rdell nice

uploading my best of 2018 in a bit

@c0rdell @NeptuneTheGoat instakill

Bloomington, Indiana

@c0rdell the threat has long been neutralized

@Ricardont_ Did you kill the elf

fair and balanced agent right

@Ricardont_ If 10 of those werent damage assists ill retire

@c0rdell not enough vapes

Four horsemen of the apocalypse

@EXPLODEYONUTZ fuck i messed up the lyrics

Signing paperwork to get my foster brother put in my name and the HR lady only answered one of my questions and straight up told me to ChatGPT any other questions I have

@c0rdell @FBI had to make sure they knew it was fire

@Ricardont_ @FBI they understand it’s a banger

Call me a necrophiliac the way i crack cold ones