grumpy pumpkin

@FabrizioRomano Yep. It is easy. I was saying it before they scored. It was so obvious.

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Thomas Tuchel: “It’s easy to say my decisions were wrong after the defeat”.

@begorm7 No lo puedo entender. Ha sido una de las mayores cagadas de la historia de los mundiales… defender con 10 y defender mal.

Qué manera de cagarse habiendo marcando primero… Tuchel, vete a pastar.

@AlvarodeGrado No entiendo que ha querido hacer. Cada centro era una ocasión y les ha dejado campar a sus anchas. Pasó lonque tenía que pasar

Tuchel no vuelve a pisar Inglaterra. Toda suya.

@begorm7 España jugando así le gana a un combinado francoangloargentino y todo lo que se ponga!

@richardadamguy Jajaja yo la verdad, prefiero a Argentina en la final. Inglaterra me da bastante más miedo. (Ahora que no me lee el marido) 😬

Defina “sobrado”

@LangmanVince Is that the real football you play with your hands?

In case you're wondering why America will never win a World Cup, it's because our best athletes play football and basketball. Had Erling Haaland been raised in America, he would've switched to real football by age 8 and played tight end for Ohio State and in the NFL!

@Jaack John stones!

England fans. Hypothetical question for sure, but if you could PICK the player who scores with the winning goal in the World Cup final for England… who are you picking and why?

@jamesallcott Two genuinely nice guys you feel…

Tuchel had a heart attack. Immense

@_TommyMason A bit of lightning and it won’t be over until after breakfast

Fuck me. Just realised if England go to extra time and penalties against Mexico I’ll have to join works Daily Teams Call from The Red Lion. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@BBCNews Not having kids doesn’t have anything to do with it by any chance?

We had packed lunches every day for 10 years and retired at 40 bbc.in/447PSMa

@futbolmundialsp A mid table team would hammer them. Noone’s defending or pressing

@pedritonumeros Con todo el respeto: el personaje de gruñón cansa un poco. Tienes el privilegio de un trabajo único. Para el resto el fútbol es un entretenimiento y una evasión. Intenta disfrutarlo.

3-3 Argelia-Austria. Gol de Kaláidzhich en el últimpo minuto de un partido que entrara en los anales de los mundiales por el empate mejor fabricado de la historia.

@AndresRiosRizo I’m just thinking that if they get too realistic, i’m only playing up to the part where you go down the well…

ReDead, Ocarina of Time

@20th_Centurygal ‘A three chord symphony crashes into space, the moon is hanging upside down’ dire straits on every street

What is the single best line of any song? 🎶 In your opinion, of course.

@canalhumor_ No. Ya lo éramos.

Nos hemos vuelto gilipollas

@ApexWHU Gordon and madueke 🤦‍♂️ hoping it’s just to get through the group stage and then put the good players on

Anthony Gordon is one of the worst players I’ve seen in an England top. GET HIM OFF

What is your favorite band besides Dire Straits? 🎸🎵

@Dexerto Ah yes. Norwegian oranges.

Norway's soccer team brought over 1,000 kg of Norwegian food to the World Cup in America It includes 300 kg of fish, 116 kg of the country's famous brown cheese, and 6,000 oranges

@garcijarvar Si… pero si lo piensas ese mundial lo ganó a base de 1-0s y con gol de puyol de cabeza! 😅 las euros si los ganó jugando bonito

@richardadamguy Bueno, bueno, España lo ganó jugando bonito 😁

Qué equipazo niño! Lo de Harry Kane es brutal... y eso que faltan Palmer y Foden... @richardadamguy