Richard B

Bitches be orange

Say it don't spray it sister, my gourd is tweaked

Just walked by round table and could smell them wafting the scent of today's batch of armadillo scalp out to draw in underprivileged youths

#speakinfromtheheart #stinkinfromthefart

@SeeiingStars Dawg 😭😭

@richbwho K2 with bro in the hallway

Would you like a crappuccino made by yours pooly

pickin boogers in the bathroom and wiping it on the toilet paper so the next guy puts my boogers up his ass

sick find today

The eternal comedian be like ill be here all millennia #pimpthatpimpledpussy

How much money to punch someone in the head for 5 dollars

He name kendrick lamar why not for short call him kmart

When i slide the fake dots on a instagram ad and it brings me to the app store im destroying my setup

They call me the rock the way i dwayne

@SeeiingStars Sabonis

guys my mom is bringing home a schnauzer puppy tonight! it’s a boy, please leave name recs. I don’t have any good pics unfortunately:(

Take a sticky shit and get full nude is like true combo

Abolish notes app on female phones. Its just dudes they got blown out by and baby names. Got some shit like Goswald as the top pick too

Conversation be normal as fuck then boom, girls talkin bout they discharge

I wonder how many girlscouts have been killed in action

Hoes will find a new way to generalize men's behavior and bring it up to every guy they meet. Talkin bout "Have you heard of the shitstained diaper theory?"

wouldnt you like to know . . .