richie p

this is chud control to major moid

babies conceived at an Airbnb are not ensouled

the way the twitter search doesn’t give a fuck about what you type in that search bar 😭

Piers Morgan has exploded

@nypost new sentences born every day

Trans woman dressed up like Blues Brothers murdered millionaire developer in LA trib.al/CWGBQaM

It’s Women’s Day! 😻 To celebrate, will you Top like Taylor? Or Twerk like Miley? Please Answer

@MrBeast Hell yeah all my ex girlfriends rule

I’ll give you $250,000 BUT you have to spend a month in the woods with all your ex girlfriends.. could you do it?

I'm a slut

Back in Glendale baby

Every day new brand new sentences are being born

I am sorry 'Flappy Bird' users, 22 hours from now, I will take 'Flappy Bird' down. I cannot take this anymore.

@sennottfiles not the mumm!

I am once more eating like a pig. 1/12/58

"are you an introvert or extrovert?" IM A PERVERT!!!!!!

The world needs Ecco the Dolphin

@SarahSquirm in the writers room right now “FARTY SUPREME, get it???”

what time santa come...

CLOWNS TO THE LEFT OF ME JOKERS TO THE RIGHT GO FUCK YOURSELF

@marinashutup @whoweekly 👀

Need someone to check on Sabrina the teenage witch who’s mad that the AI dress from a website that sells items for “99% off” wasn’t legit