Ricky “Fiddlestick” Dankworth

Just lost 4 straight games of pool Warm michelob light

Ella Langley #ellalangley

Yes mom I’m studying for finals #tanking

You think any JP Morgan employees have burners and are firing off insider tweets #releasetheJPMfiles

My former high school just got ranked top 20 for hacky sack, never been prouder of my roots

Now that McLaren is making golf shit can I get a set of irons sponsored by each car brand tiger has gotten a DUI in #nottosingthenationalanthembackwards

Bitches with the most respectful ex boyfriends be screaming “fuck my ex” the loudest when drake comes on

@HammondCheddar Real sackers know you don’t post about it, you just do it. #shrink #performative

Grown ass men dressed like this posting themselves kicking a bean bag around. If this isn’t a #shrink idk what is

Maddie kowalski and journey price collab will be better than ninja and drake playing duos on fortnite in 2018 #hawktinifiles

Someone who’s ran a marathon, a guy who does hyrox races, a girl who studied abroad, and a guy who just quit vaping walk into a bar, which one mentions it first #bots #itsactuallypronouncedbartha

You think they hucked cube on Epstein’s island? Wind conditions must’ve been crazy #dyeislife #incoming

Wonder what Apollo creed clubber lang is up to now a days #ted #grrmondays

Instagram adding music to posts is just a competition of who can use the most niche performative song #nohashtagneeded

@johnsummerstick Showering? In the big 26? Left that shit in 2025 lil bro

Nice vape bro. You enjoy sucking on your pink flavor box? Chew on rocks like a real man, you disgust me. #showerthoughts

Wdym you don’t like my camo sweats and Birkenstock combo? I got this shit off the TikTok shop #youarentjustgettingone

Will wearing a full young LA outfit help me get bigger? #wedontactuallyknow

This is planet fitness we do not need to be max deadlifting with gloves and chalk #bitchidratherdie #theycanceleachotheroutwhyareweusingglovesandchalk

Hey siri, how do I become Alex Moran

My roommate just filled up a glove with water and started fingering it, should I be concerned or turned on? #wetandwild

Flip flops in 40° weather? I know them piggies cold #getajob #nahdudeidontgetcold